A Kerry Endorsement (Bin Laden)(from Investors Business Daily)

Investors Business Daily ^ | Nov. 1, 2004 | IBD Editorial

[txhurl]

You know, that pi$$ed me off too. I can easily tan as dark as OBL, and if I could wrap him up in a million band-aids, he'd be white as me by Jan 31 when let out of the basement.

PLUS, technically OBL is Caucasian?!!?!?

[TeleStraightShooter]

Your security is in your own hands. And every (US) state that doesn't play with our security(by voting for Bush) has automatically guaranteed its own security.

In case of a Kerry win, Osama will claim he scared US into rejecting Bush.

Apparently al-Jazzera intentionally mis-translated the word "ay wilaya" (which means each U.S. state) to "country" to set Osama up for this claim.
Additionally al-Jazzera initially omitted the parts that reveal that Osama prefers a Kerry win.

al-Qaeda claims they scared Spain, when in fact they did not.
The Spanish PM blamed 3/11 on a domestic terrorist attack - perhaps al-Qaeda lead him to it - but he was kicked out of office for accusing the wrong people and generating a whole lot of last minute votes against himself.

This could be what exactly what Osama had in mind when he spoke MMoore's words with out referencing them.

MEMRI.org article that corrected al-Jazzera mis-translation.

Osama threat that Kerry better win, or else ...