"Do you have any idea how hard it is to smile like this,
knowing my political career is just about to go up in smoke?"
Posted on 10/29/2004 1:43:21 PM PDT by AmericanMade1776
"Don't you see the beauty of it? I can say ANYTHING I want, it doesn't get reported by the media, and you people who came out to see me lap it up like the idiots you are!"
Yes, it is. Maybe the Lurchurian Candidate had his torso shrunk to look less Lurch-like?
"Do you have any idea how hard it is to smile like this,
knowing my political career is just about to go up in smoke?"
He's wearing his own John Kerry Mask!!!
Come and join us in great democracy and freedom comrades!
KERRY: "Less-than-Honorable, Smesh-than-Honorable..."
"i am going to increase government spending by this much"
please don't double post -- i am sipping wine and thought that maybe i had drunk more than i intended.
How was I suppose to know my discharge was less the honorable?
"Look, I can't figure out why the tip of my nose is growing, either."
Hey, Osama's ALIVE!
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey, WTH, if you peons are stupid enough to elect me, you deserve what happens to you, I can't put it any simpler terms than that. I believe in the stupidity of the American public, look, Clinton was elected twice and his wife was elected Senator. So, WTH, give me and Edwards a chance!
His head does look like it got screwed back onto a body a couple of sizes too small:
John Kerry sat on the wall,
John Kerry had a great fall,
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Couldn't put John Kerry together again.
Nah-nah, you can't fool me! That's not sKerry - it's a waxed figure, or a manequin.
Lots of facts and quotes about the president-wannabe at the John F. Kerry Timeline.
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It is Kerry, he is LONG IN THE FACE...and it shows there. haha...
You say you can't find my plan? I don't know what to tell you.
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