Posted on 10/19/2004 1:24:09 PM PDT by shaggy eel
John & Terry Kerry: "Let them have BOTOX!"
Dee Snider ??
,,, baaaaaaaahhhhhh.
You know, life was SO much simpler when I grew up... *g
What, no pictures?!
,,, this one won't. It wouldn't be impossible here though.
,,, as you can gather, prisoners have no problems with reform.
I was talking about the freaks already in office ~ I don't get it. *sigh*
,,, this isn't that sort of thread :)
,,, the ones in office already? Voters didn't do their homework... for others, it makes no difference, as long as the welfare payments keep rolling out.
Morbid curiousity often gets the best of me...
that's just wrong.
That figures. :)
Shaggy's closet
He's still a burglar, but can no longer be accused of bone smuggling....
Stealing computers to pay for a sex change? What was this person's day job?
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. He then ties the wife to the bed, gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner. Just look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do what he tells you, just give him satisfaction, no matter how much he ravages you. This guy is probably extremely dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
His wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. I told him where to find it. Be strong honey. I love you too".
,,, bury the bone BUMP!
,,, with as many convictions as it has, I doubt there would be time to hold down a job.
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