WOW!
--YOU JUST SLICED YOUR RIGHT ARM OFF?
--YOU JUST SAW COULTER NAKED?
--YOU JUST HAD A VISION OF SKERRY QUITTING THE ELECTION?
--YOU JUST HEARD SOROS HAS BECOME A PENTECOSTAL CHRISTIAN AND DONATING ALL HIS MONEY TO BUSH BEFORE ENTERING A MONESTARY?
--THERESA AND SHRILLERY CLINTON AND RENO JUST ANNOUNCED THEY ARE PETITIONING THE COURT FOR A 3 WAY LESBIAN MARRIAGE?
--MICHAEL MOOR HAS BECOME AN ANOREXIC HETEROSEXUAL CONSERVATIVE PENTECOSTAL CHRISTIAN; DESTROYING ALL COPIES OF HIS HIDEOUS MEDIA PRODUCTS HERE-TO-FORE?
--TEDDY KENNEDY JUST DROVE OFF THE BRIDGE AGAIN--WITH BABS STRIVING-IN-THE-SAND?
--BILLDO CLINTON'S HEART KEEPS GETTING SO EXCITED AT ALL THE NURSES THAT IT HASN'T HAD ENOUGH RELAXATION TO RECOVER PROPERLY?
--BILLDO'S HEART CHANGE HAS RESULTED IN HIM GETTING EXCITED AT THE *MALE* NURSES?
--THERESA HEINZ SKERRY IS DONATING ALL HER MONEY TO FOCUS ON THE FAMILY AND BECOMING A PENTECOSTAL MISSIONARY NUN IN BORNEO?
--SKERRY'S EGO GOT SO INFLATED THAT IT BLEW OUT HIS ARSE, LEAVING SUCH A GAP THAT HE HARDLY EVEN QUALIFIES TO BE HALF-ARSED?
--SNAKE-IN-THE-GRASS SKERRY GOT BIT BY AN ARIZONA RATTLER AND EXPIRED OF FRIGHT BEFORE PROPER TREATMENT COULD BE ADMINISTERED?
--SKERRY THREATENED TO NOT APPEAR FOR THE DEBATE TONIGHT UNLESS THERESA LOANED HIM A PAIR OF HER BOSS-OF-THE-FAMILY PANTS?
--THERESA THREATENED TO WITHHOLD HERSELF FROM ALL AFFECTION UNLESS SKERRY WINS?
--DUN BLATHER HAS BEEN JUDGED GUILTY BY A TRIAL OF HIS PEERS OF BEING A TREASONOUS BLITHERING IDIOT OF GREAT DANGER TO THE REPUBLIC AND SENTENCED TO LIVE OUT THE REST OF HIS LIFE ON AN UNINHABITED ISLAND OFF THE SOUTHERN TIP OF ARGENTINA?
--THE LATEST POLLS SHOW A LANDSLIDE MOVE TO BUSH AND SKERRY IN THE SINGLE DIGITS IN ALL STATES BUT COMMIECHUSSETS?
--NM GOV BILL RICHARDSON HAS CONFESSED TREASONOUS ACTIVITIES UNDER BILLDO CLINTON; SWITCHED TO BEING A REPUBLICAN; RESIGNED THE GOVERNOR'S OFFICE TO BECOME A MONK IN PECOS, NM AND GIVING ALL HIS MONEY AWAY TO POOR REPUBLICAN HISPANICS?
--THE SKY IS FALLING?
--YELLOWSTONE'S SUPER VOLCANO WILL ERUPT BEFORE THE ELECTION?
--BIN LADEN JUST SENT YOU AN EMAIL PROMISING A VIDEO AND MAP TO HIS HIDEOUT AND A CONFESSION OF THE TERROR ATTACKS PLANNED BEFORE THE ELECTION?
--MT RANIER AND MT ST HELENS ARE BOTH GOING TO ERUPT AT THE SAME TIME?
--SAN FRANCICSO AND HOLLYWEED WILL SINK INTO THE SEA IN A FLASH BEFORE ELECTION--ALTERING SIGNIFICANTLY THE VOTING RESULTS?
--YOU HAVE TOO MUCH GAS FROM THE BURRITO AT LUNCH?
--YOU JUST REALIZED THAT TITLES CHALLENGE YOU AND CAUSE YOU TO BREAK OUT IN HIVES IF YOU TRY TO WRITE A TITLE LONGER THAN 3 LETTERS?
--YOUR SPOUSE JUST TOLD YOU THAT YOUR BREATH HAS BEEN A TURNOFF EVER SINCE THE WEDDING KISS AND ESPECIALLY IN BED?
--YOUR TOES HURT IN ALL YOUR SHOES AND YOU ARE DEFINITELY *not* GELLIN?
--YOU WISH YOUR SPOUSE WOULDN'T CALL YOU THUNDER BUNS EVERY TIME YOU WENT TO THE TOILET?
--YOUR ROTTWILER sp? JUST ATE YOUR $3,000 HIMALAYIAN CAT JUST AFTER THE CAT HAD EATEN YOUR PARROT THAT KNEW 75 WORDS AND 25 IMPRESSIVE TRICKS?
--YOU JUST FORGOT AND LOST ALL THE PASSWORDS TO ALL THE CRITICAL PROGRAMS NEEDED AT WORK AND HOME?
. . . I give up.
WOW THE BLAZES WHAT?????
*PLEASE* WRITE TITLES THAT GIVE A CLUE!
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