13-Year-Olds Caught In Alleged Saturn Theft Ring

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[cyn]

lol, me too. either way, 13 yrs old ...

[SF Republican]

13 year olds caught stealing a planet, I am impressed.

[RexBeach]

Saturns? They're stealing Saturns? Good heavens, what dreadful taste.

[RexBeach]

Saturns? They're stealing Saturns? Good heavens, what dreadful taste.

[babyface00]

That is true, if I was going to steal a car, it would be a BMW or MB or a Lexus.. Not a Saturn.

It depends on the intent.

If you're stealing it for a joyride, then yes, assuming you could circumvent the theft-deterrent systems on a luxury vehicle as easily, a BMW, MB or Lexus would be the way to go.

However, if you intend on selling it to a chop shop, chopping it yourself, or reselling the entire vehicle, you have a much better chance of getting away with the act and of being able to unload the parts/the vehicle if you choose a vehicle that is more common. When you factor in that they were able to start the vehicle without obvious damage (making getting caught less likely and allowing the possibility of selling the entire vehicle to an unwary buyer), a Saturn is a pretty good choice.

Its extremely rare, for example, to have a Ferrari stolen because they're almost impossible to resell, and just about as difficult to part out. BMW's/MBs/Lexus are more common, but they're also harder to steal. When you balance the liquidity of the parts and the ease of obtainment against the chances of getting caught, a Saturn is a good choice.

You just make up for the low comparative value of the individual vehicle by stealing more of them...

[crude77]

Maybe even a Mercury Comet!

[blues_guitarist]

We bought our son a Saturn SL1 a few years ago and it has been stolen twice so far. The "thieves" just take it for a joy ride and ditch it somewhere.
They can be opened and started with a small pair of scissors or a small nail file.
This is a major flaw and well known, I'm surprised GM has not issued some kind of recall to upgrade the locks.
It's been out sittin' in the yard for about a year now until we can decide what to do with it.

No more Saturns!

[Capt.YankeeMike]

or Chevy NOVAS....LOL
The Capt.

[wbill]

I read somewhere where the early 90s Saturns were more prone to theft because of a defect in the key / steering column. Problem was fixed mid 90s.

Dunno if it's true, makes sense though. Any car thieves on this thread?

[wbill]

Beat me to it, I should have read the whole thread before posting.....