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Cameron Diaz: "If You Think Rape Should Be Legal, Then Don't Vote!" (Hollywood Whacko BARF Alert!)
Drudge Report ^ | 9/30/04 | Matt Drudge

Posted on 09/30/2004 9:55:40 AM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

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To: hosepipe
Any ideas to cause a stampede.?

"Look! Over there! CONDITIONER -- !" :)

141 posted on 09/30/2004 11:00:21 AM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle (I feel more and more like a revolted Charlton Heston, witnessing ape society for the very first time)
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To: Prime Choice

"Then God go with you...for none of us will."

This form of counseling is always better one on one.


142 posted on 09/30/2004 11:02:32 AM PDT by BadAndy (Specializing in unnecessarily harsh comments.)
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To: areafiftyone

But as the Scarecrow said to Dorothy in "Wizard Of Oz", "Some people without brains do an awful lot of talking, don't they?"


143 posted on 09/30/2004 11:03:18 AM PDT by NRA1995 (John Kerry goes for a tan and comes out as Agent Orange)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
...featuring very important celebrities like P. Diddy (Vote or Die!), Drew Barrymore, Christina Aguilera, svelte suffragette Cameron Diaz...

Stopped reading right after this part.

144 posted on 09/30/2004 11:04:43 AM PDT by brewcrew
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

Can you believe that this moron is the highest paid actress in Hollyweird ? Doesn't say much for the profession.


145 posted on 09/30/2004 11:04:46 AM PDT by Rainmist (Proud to be GenerationReagan !!!!)
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To: BadAndy
This form of counseling is always better one on one.

You forget a critical and universal truth. Even the most beautiful woman gets real damned ugly when she's a Leftist wonk. The best way to disable a man from the waist down is to get him to marry a Liberal woman.

146 posted on 09/30/2004 11:06:36 AM PDT by Prime Choice (It is dangerous to be right when wicked is called 'good.')
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To: Rainmist
Doesn't say much for the profession.

Which profession?

Ohhhh...that profession.

147 posted on 09/30/2004 11:07:14 AM PDT by Prime Choice (It is dangerous to be right when wicked is called 'good.')
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

She is the reason blonde jokes were invented.


148 posted on 09/30/2004 11:07:36 AM PDT by katdawg
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To: steve-b

Better put some ice on that.....


149 posted on 09/30/2004 11:07:56 AM PDT by NRA1995 (John Kerry goes for a tan and comes out as Agent Orange)
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To: skaterboy

Well, according to this Saturday Nite Live transcript from 1998, she seems to find Clinton's follies all a big laugh. From http://snltranscripts.jt.org/98/98aladiesman.phtml

The Ladies Man

The Ladies' Man/Bill Clinton.....Tim Meadows
Julie/Monica Lewnsky.....Cameron Diaz


Leon Phelps: Yeah..! Right! What's up, and thank you very much! And what is hapnin'? Uh, welcome to "The Ladies Man", the loveline with all the right responses to your romantic queries! I'm Leon Phelps, and how y'all doin' tonight? (Crowd cheers) Yeah? Well that's good! I'm doing fine, and I got my Courvosier right here! ...And I also got my Starr Report! Oh yeah! That's right. Now I have read this report, and I have to say this is really good. This is very, very good, you know. I especially like the parts on the obstruction of justice, the purgery charges, and also, the stuff about the BJ's. That was good! You know, I like this so much, that in fact, that tonight, I'd like to perform, theatrically perform, some of it for you. All right, so without furder ado, this is another episode of what I'd like to call, "The Ladies' Man Presents"!

[ "Alfred Hitchcock Presents" music pots up, as Leon steps behind a silhoette of himself holding a glass of Courvosier ]

Yeah, I like that! All right now, here in the Oval Office, for this demonstration, I will be playing President Bill Clinton. And, uh, you will know me as the Clinton because I will be wearing this wig. Right? Right. Now here to assist me, is a very talented performer, from our community theater group. She has appeared in "Our Town", in "Uncle Vonya", and her picture has appeared in numerous phone sex ads. So please welcome the lovely Julie. How about it?

Julie: Hi Leon!

Leon Phelps: Now Julie, you tell them what role you'll be playin' tonight.

Julie: Well Leon, I will be playin' Ms. Monica Lewinsky.

Leon Phelps: Yeah, that's right. Well now Julie is not as fat, and therefore as not as sweet as Monica, but I think you will agree she is no bus station skank!

Julie: Well thank you Leon, should we get started?

Leon Phelps: Well yes we shall! Oh, sh.. she is so propesion... profedsional. Oh, I'm so sor... Ok! Yes, yes, yes! But Julie, take your place and we will begin. Here is sexual encounter number 1, or what'd I like to call, "The Oral Office"! (He puts the wig on) Four score and seven years ago... Oh! (He bumps into Monica) Well hello there!

Julie: Hello, my name is Monica!

Leon Phelps: My name is President Bill Clinton!

Julie: Look, I'm wearing a thong...

Leon Phelps: Oh yeah, that is nice... Uh, I mean yes, that is very good!

Julie: We have quite a chemistry, don't we?

Leon Phelps: Yes we do! Can I kiss you? (they kiss) And freeze! Yeah! Now that was not bad! But I have to say, he asted to much time to get where he really wanted. And that is very sad, you see! Now check out how the Ladies' Man would handle the situation, ok? Julie, if you will?

Leon Phelps: Hello there, sexy!

Julie: Hello. My name is Monica Lewinsky.

Leon Phelps: Oh yeah..? Well let me get a couple of handfulls of that big butt!

Julie: Yeah, okay.

Leon Phelps: And freeze! Now you see, how little time I wasted before I grabbed her butt? See? I did not kiss her, I just went straight for the caboose, you see! Now let's move on to the time when the president will have a pizza delivered to him by Monica. Okay? That leads to sexual encounter number 2, or what I have named, "The Pres Gets Him a Slice"!

Leon Phelps: And by signing this, I will make this a law!

Julie: Mr. President?

Leon Phelps: Oh, Monica!

Julie: I brought you a pizza!

Leon Phelps: I hope it's a pizz'of ass!! *RING RING RING!* Hello there Senator Congressman! Yeah! How's it comming with you making that bill? Mmm-hmmm! (he points his finger down to his wang, expecting a BJ from Monica) Yeah! Uhh-huh! Yeah! Okay, that's it! That's right! Now we'll just have to make that a law! And freeze!! Now, I must say I have done many things while having my wang moutha-fied, you know. I have done so many things. I have mowed the lawn, I have pumped the gas, I've even cooked eggs! But I've never talked to a congressman! So, Mr. President, I salute you, for doing a job, while having a job done to you! Saaluute! (they salute) Thank you. But now comes the hard part. Like every good wang-to-mouth relationship, there comes a time to call it off. And as we know, the president has a very hard time ending his relationships. But there's a very, very smooth way this can get done which brings us to my 3rd vignette, which I call, "Yeah, That Was Nice, But I Think you Should Get Going". Julie, if you will? (She gives him a BJ)

Julie: (She gets up) You know, anyway, incase you were, um, going to change the educational system...

Leon Phelps: And freeze! So there you have it! Our president is quite a lover, but you have to say, he is no Ladies' Man, you know? I would like to thank my assistant Julie. Julie, tell us where you will be performing next?

Julie: Right now, I am in the production of Cole Porter's "Anything Goes"!

Leon Phelps: Well, I dont know about this Cole Porter dude, but I'm game to see it! Haha! And I'll see you later on on "The Ladies' Man"!


150 posted on 09/30/2004 11:08:12 AM PDT by rotstan
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To: Prime Choice

ROFL !!!


151 posted on 09/30/2004 11:08:41 AM PDT by Rainmist (Proud to be GenerationReagan !!!!)
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To: Rainmist
Can you believe that this moron is the highest paid actress in Hollyweird ?

Next to Ben Affleck you mean, right...? :)

152 posted on 09/30/2004 11:08:46 AM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle (I feel more and more like a revolted Charlton Heston, witnessing ape society for the very first time)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

If it's true the country is divided 50/50, why would do these supposed actors want to alienate 50% of their audience by spouting such stupidity? I bet the CEOs at movie studios and recording companies are going nuts.


153 posted on 09/30/2004 11:10:45 AM PDT by twoputt
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To: cvq3842

"These people are paid to look good, learn their lines and hit their marks. Without a script they're nothing."

We're discussing Bill Clinton?


154 posted on 09/30/2004 11:11:21 AM PDT by NRA1995 (John Kerry goes for a tan and comes out as Agent Orange)
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To: NRA1995

LOL!


155 posted on 09/30/2004 11:17:43 AM PDT by cvq3842
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle; Mr. Mojo
Well I hear that Laurel Canyon is full of famous stars
But I hate 'em worse than lepers
And I'll kill 'em in their cars.
-Neil Young, "Revolution Blues" (1974)
156 posted on 09/30/2004 11:20:22 AM PDT by HenryLeeII (sultan88, R.I.P.)
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To: bushbuddy

You would think that Hollywood CEO's are going nuts at their idiodic stable of "talent" making ridiculous statements but I doubt it.

I have always thought it was part of the Hollywood contract to require their people to campaign for democrats. I remember Ben Afleck went all over the counrty in 2000 in a "get the vote out for Gore" crusade. He went on every tv show to try and get people to vote. Turns out he forgot to vote himself. I always figured that he didn't give a fig about the presidential race but the Hollywood heads told him to get his pretty face out their for their candidate.


157 posted on 09/30/2004 11:20:38 AM PDT by Republican Red (We're going to win one for the gipper...they're going to lose one for the flipper)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

Diaz = whore


158 posted on 09/30/2004 11:24:12 AM PDT by Indie (Ignorance of the truth is no excuse for stupidity.)
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To: Texas Federalist
she looks like Scottie Pippen

So does Osama bin Laden.

159 posted on 09/30/2004 11:25:05 AM PDT by Mr. Mojo
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

Cameron Diaz is known as mind-numbingly stupid, even for Hollywood. The other things she's famous for are having horrendously bad personal hygiene, and hiring an assistant to shave her armpits. Not exactly the person I want to take voting advice from.


160 posted on 09/30/2004 11:26:29 AM PDT by NYCVirago
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