[bootyist-monk]

Got this one in my head and had to get it out. We must continue to ridicule this loser until election day.

[jonrick46]

Yes, buy Floppertone, the Man tan for the Metro man: Use it for that copperhead tan and for that boy butter lifestyle!

[potlatch]

Great work bootyist!!

Thanks for the ping SmartA

[Liz]

Somebody posted earlier that a plastic surgeon observed the "Orange Man effect" is the result of what the DR described as a spray-on tan product that is used to "cover the injection sites from botox treatments which do bruise post-operatively" and that "it is possible that due to Kerry's reported sweating problem that botox injections were used to temporally paralize the small sweat glands in the upper lip, as well as remove wrinkles."


Jeepers, I was just thinking-----what if Kerry had a bad reaction right in the middle of the debate? The paralyzing botox could migrate from his sweat glands to his vocal chords, and render him incapable of speaking. That would be really horrible wouldn't it (smirk)?