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Kerry's Mystic Tan for the Magical Mystical Tour. "They're coming to take me away, take me away."
Posted on 09/28/2004 7:11:48 PM PDT by Cats Pajamas
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To: Cats Pajamas
QT, Quik Tan, was the first sunless ''tanning'' product I was ever aware of...and it turned your skin Orange. Kerry looks like a poster boy for QT.
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posted on
09/28/2004 7:23:13 PM PDT
by
elli1
To: Cats Pajamas
You are going to be very popular on Free Republic.
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posted on
09/28/2004 7:23:21 PM PDT
by
speedy
To: woofie
Woofie, nice to hear from you. You don't know my cousin Woogie do you?
To: elli1
He looks like he fell into a vat of varnish.
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posted on
09/28/2004 7:24:54 PM PDT
by
speedy
To: jim_g_goldwing
Sorry. You know a blonde moment.
To: Cats Pajamas
I don't know guys. He claims that it's authentic by virtue of the fact that his skin is still white under his toe rings and star shaped "nipple stickers." He may have a valid argument this time.
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posted on
09/28/2004 7:26:21 PM PDT
by
Jaysun
(It's getting hard to see through all of the "white out" on my screen.)
To: Cats Pajamas
No woogies that I know of
MagneTan™ is our patented process that uses the body's natural magnetic properties to attract Mystic Tan Tanning Myst to every exposed surface of the skin. When our exclusive Mystic Tan Tanning Myst passes through the spray nozzles in a Mystic Tan booth, the micro-myst particles are polarized, taking on the characteristics of "tiny magnets." These particles are attracted evenly to the skin to create a smooth, natural-looking tan.
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posted on
09/28/2004 7:26:33 PM PDT
by
woofie
(This document was generated in 2004 by a computer)
To: Cats Pajamas
not at all....... FR is acronym city........
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posted on
09/28/2004 7:27:00 PM PDT
by
jim_g_goldwing
(Principled... Always Remain Principled)
To: speedy
To: Cats Pajamas
He looks like an Oompa loomp.
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posted on
09/28/2004 7:27:52 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(The economy won't matter if you're dead.)
To: jim_g_goldwing
Are you in a goldwing club Jim?
To: Cats Pajamas
To: cripplecreek
He is just so ME TOO, ME TOO. He is just like ALGORE.
To: Cats Pajamas
This reminds me of Gore's appearance in the 2000 debates all made up, and how everybody was talking about it the next day.
I say this is a bad omen for Kerry.
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posted on
09/28/2004 7:30:49 PM PDT
by
Jorge
To: Cats Pajamas
We're objective journalists here, dn't you know. We want pictures and intimate details. Lots of details.
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posted on
09/28/2004 7:30:58 PM PDT
by
JusPasenThru
(Why don't you go and doof your own boofen?)
To: igoramus987
Thanks, am feeling so much more welcome now.
To: Cats Pajamas
To quote (with artistic license) Ted Nugent and the Amboy Dukes:
"Why is a Kerry more orange than an orange?"
To: woofie
Of course being negatively charged does help too, that's why that tiny electrode is safely and semipainlessly inserted, please note barrier cream must be used at point
of insertion.
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posted on
09/28/2004 7:32:21 PM PDT
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: Cats Pajamas
Yes
Goldwing Road Riders Association (GWRRA)
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posted on
09/28/2004 7:32:36 PM PDT
by
jim_g_goldwing
(Principled... Always Remain Principled)
To: elli1
Yep. I don't think Mystic Tan explains F'n having orange skin. I've seen people after Mystic Tan and it produces a very natural-looking tan. My bet is on QT or overzealous application of some kind of make-up. The man is so weird!
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posted on
09/28/2004 7:33:02 PM PDT
by
lonevoice
(Vast Right Wing Pajama Party)
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