[1smallVoice]

Obama lead in dead vote poll.

[headsonpikes]

Why should people lose the right to vote just because they die?

Metabolically-challenged Americans have a true friend in the Democratic Party and John Kerry.

Kee-rist! He even LOOKS dead!

"Dead like us!" That's what we say about JF'nK!

[Dave W]

Well, the dead do not need to vote in this election because Keyes looks like he is completely out of control. Someone needs to tell Keyes that he is a horrible politician.

The GOP made a grave mistake in naming him as a replacement candidate. This will set the party back years. This is the worst mistake in the entire country.

A very big and visible error by the GOP....will hurt the GOP in Illinois for a long, long time.

But Keyes will do just fine. His speaking fees will probably go up on Nov. 3.

[TomasUSMC]

Obamawanabesama is hiding in a spider hole.

Go Keyes Go.

Wup that scumbag and the rest of the stinking libs.

Hopefully W will employ Keyes in the next administration.