FReeper Canteen ~ Last Chance! Get Out The Military Vote! Voter Info!~ September 23 2004

FRiends of the Troops and the Canteen

[trussell]

Good morning Sarge...how are you today?

Thank you for that wonderful hug!

[[[[[[[[Sarge]]]]]]]]]

[tomkow6]

............well, it was just a thought..........

[StarCMC]

Fly-by posting to say good morning and I'll be back this afternoon!! HUGS to all!!

[trussell]

Hugs to Star!!!! Hope you have a good day!!

[tomkow6]

OK, so I guess you didn't like that first one...

 

How 'bout this??

 

An ARMY of BURKA!

 

 

 

[tomkow6]

Good morning, OH PREGNANT ONE!

 

[Old Sarge]

Ah, but I didn't say that - I said I'd just scare the libs with it!

I'll take both, actually!

[tomkow6]

I value women who are over 30 most of all.

Written by Andy Rooney



As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all. Here 
are just a few reasons why: A woman over 30 will never wake you in 
the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't
care what you think.

If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit 
around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, 
it's usually something more interesting.

A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she 
is, what she is, what she wants and from whom.

Few women past the age of 30 give a damn what you might think about 
her or what she's doing.

Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match 
with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.

Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if 
they think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know 
what it's like to be unappreciated.

A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women
friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best
friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women.

Women over 30 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends 
because she knows her friends won't betray her.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins 
to a woman over 30. They always know.

A woman over 30 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not
true of younger women or drag queens.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 30 is far sexier 
than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off 
if you are a jerk if you are acting like one! You don't ever have 
to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of reasons.
Unfortunately,it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, 
well-coiffed hot woman of 30+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in 
yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old 
waitress.

Ladies, I apologize.

Andy Rooney

[darkwing104]

Good morning Canteen FReepers! Just checking in after PT. Spend most of yesterday cleaning up the Bob Hope Village, home for enlisted Air Force widows.

[68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub]

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[Spotsy]

Good Morning Darkwing!

[68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub]

Today is my favorite day of the week!
See You All Tonight.

"The Coast Guard Auxiliary is not the best kept secret in the USCG anymore,
it's now a premier Force of the Department of Homeland Security
and the United States Coast Guard."

REAR ADMIRAL J. M. GARRETT
THIRTEENTH DISTRICT

"We will not tire, we will not falter, and we will not fail..." President George W. Bush

[tomkow6]

Morning, Spotsy!

[Spotsy]

Good Morning Canteen!
Greetings Troops at home and abroad!
Salute to our Veterans!
Hello Military Families!
Warm Regards to our Allies!

Thank you for your Service and Sacrifice

God Bless You
and everyone who cherishes and defends FREEDOM

[Spotsy]

Thank you Tonkin, MoJo, and FRiends of Troops for getting out the vote.

Have a great day Tonkin! Thank you for your service.
Looking forward to soup report #2. ;)

[Spotsy]

Good Morning Tomkow!
I love Burka Man's new campaign button.
DEFINITELY want him to think INSIDE the box. LOL!!!

[Spotsy]

Good Morning Your Majesty!
Your palace is magnificent!!!

[tomkow6]

MINE

[tomkow6]

MINE

[tomkow6]

MINE