HILLARY'S COUP D'ETAT! (Hillary to Replace Kerry)

Yeah, he needs to "rest" before the upcoming debates. Jeez, the guy has been "resting" all year. His campaign said after his last vacation that Kerry was going to go non-stop until election day.

Maybe they meant he was going to vacation non-stop.

It seems early yet. There needs to be a week where the media declares Kerry unelectable, and starts talking about a replacement. I think once the media positively links Kerry to the doc scandal, the abandonment will begin.

I still think it's going to happen, Kerry is imploding so fast, he's going to reach an unheard of specific gravity.

Think about this: Wouldn't Dems like Daschole and others up for re-election this time be in full-blown panic mode right now, unless they knew that Hillary was going to jump in, and reverse the plunge?

We sure will have to pray for W. Between the liberal media lover-fest that will innoculate her from any and every scandal story, the vote fraud that will make Florida 2000 look like stuffing a grade school door monitor ballot box, and the 6,000 lawyers the DNC has lined up challenge every state vote count, it will be incredible tough for GWB to win.

Too cute by half. No one can engineer social phenomenon with that degree of precision. Besides many say(erroneously)that the race is CLOSE, so H. can't claim that she is saving the Party. Also it would take a lot to UNSEAT a duly elected nominee, even for a democrat.

Assuming that both you and Congressman BillyBob are correct, we need to keep Kerry alive for the next three weeks. Some scenarios to consider:
1. A McDougal-style heart attack: Not likely. Windsurfing requires and promotes a high level of fitness, and (judging by his Senate record), Kerry spends a lot of time Windsurfing. He is also probably smart enough to avoid Clintonista doctors. Note to Kerry: No flu shots!
2. Small private plane, open convertible: Old standards for Democrats out to "replace" someone, but Kerry seems to be avoiding those.
3. Arkansas-style hit and run: Kerry keeps himself safely tucked away in an SUV.
4. Depression leading to suicide in Marcy park: Kerry has more than enough money to spend the rest of his life Windsurfing. Most Windsurfers I know would consider that the ultimate goal in life. So Fostercide would be too suspicious. Besides, he would never allow a Clintonista to get close enough- or would he? Note to Kerry: keep a safe distance (beyond powder burn range) from your new Clintonista staffers- at least for the next 3 weeks.
5. The bane of Windsurfers- power boats: A few Windsurfers are killed every year by drunks in power boats or idiots on jetskis. The Secret Service might not be aware of this risk. Note to Kerry: stay off the water for the next 3 weeks.

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