Posted on 09/21/2004 2:19:44 PM PDT by Dont Mention the War
Nobody's pinged the Parlocks yet? :D
Sorry, sweetie... meant "Dude".
I'm a bit "lit".
Not dangerous, not driving and not suicidal, but "lit"
ah - I intend to be in a similar state in a bit.
gotta sign off - mind the other kids for me?
oh, and don't feed the zombies - they're getting a little tubby, and adipocere is nasty stuff to try to clean out of the carpet behind the couche. let the zombies gnaw on any stray trolls, but don't let them swallow any.
I'll stuff my fingers down the zombie's throats.
Paging.....
They might bite. It's better to use your fingers to scoop
out their eyes.... though my brother would suggest a
slightly squared airline spoon for best results.
A spork.....
Possibly, but if you damaged the eye, you couldn't display
it as part of your victory. I would think they'd have to be at
least a little cooperative to keep from causing damage (I
haven't heard of any of them being cooperative yet). Unless
you don't want a souvenir, but just want to leave them with a
lasting, umm, impression.
I want s pet raven...if I had a raven, I would have somebody to feed the eyes to!
Well, I've never encountered a raven up close (wouldn't mind owning
one myself). However, there was a crow that used to sit outside our
house every morning & squawk "oink! oink!" (we lived in the sticks at
the time.... wait, we still do, just a different area *sigh*). It did that all
11 years we lived there.
You can't own a raven, you sort of "team up", kind of like with a cat.
But i know you know that!
( i just moved to the city and i am SOOOO lonely.... I miss the critters and the stars and the night-noises...)
Sadly, so do I. We're getting more city-slickers out her. They buy a $300,000
home with a little yard, then proceed to rip out the trees, rocks & anything else
that would offer privacy or individuality. They also cut the grass too short, then
get upset about it dying & turning brown... not to mention their hunting skills.
Many farmers goats or others lawn ornaments have dissappeared every deer
season. The first day of open season, one of the nearby radio stations reported
such incidents. About animals you can't own, I (somehow) do a very good job
with my cat. He is a complete baby & follows me everywhere (goes well with
his name, "Shadow"). My brother says it's a "mommy complex".
It's become kind of like watching monkeys at the zoo. Crazy insane deluded monkeys that is.
LOL!
I know EXACTLY the phenom you describe.
You sound like your bigger brother.
(Darks)
I also understand about the hunters.... i had a half-sheltie, German sherphard dog that i HAD to put hunter's orange bandanna on because people mistook her for a young doe... ( blind, usually drunk townies... WITH guns! )
What is your kitty's name?
I know all about Triatan and Kieran....
One time a farmer's cow was shot. How do you mistake something that's
black & white & says "mooooo"?! My cat's full name is Shadow Racer.
He has a tendency to race from one end of the house to the other & back.
It's usually shortened to just Shadow, which still suits him. He's my shadow.
He's mostly black, but has a white patch on his throat/chest area (it looks a
bit like a cravat). He doesn't weigh as much as kieran, but he is still a big cat
(about 18 or 19 lbs) & he's all muscle. He acts like a panther except when I'm
around. Then he's a big baby. He also thrusts out his lower lip & "pouts", but
he looks like a monkey when he does it, so we usually laugh & upset him all
the more.
I looked at the pics posted on that liberal thread the other night and said it wasn't the same person. But who am I? Just a lowly Freeper in pajamas.
OK. Break his ankles.
An American Airlines stainless steel spoon circa late 70's early 80's is perfect for scooping out eyes, yes.
Zombies can be so annoying, yes.
A good thump on the head, boot to the backside and a stern voice and pointing them to where they should be works wonders.
You forgot about Shadow running around and howling with a funny mewl that sounds like he's saying, "I'm Shadow! I'm Shadow! "Iiiiimmm Shaadoowoooo!"
(And if you go, "Yes, I know that you're Shadow", he grunts at you and glares.)
He also says "no" and "mommy".
I'm convinced that the only reason cats don't speak conversationally is because they fell there's nothing to be gained with conversing with us.
Now that's good!
And so many on FR were quick to condemn the Parlock family, falsely believing the DNC spin.
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