Posted on 09/21/2004 2:09:30 PM PDT by harrycarey
Why don't the DNC and RNC jointly call on CBS to release all of their records and files relating contacts and phone calls between CBS and both parties.
Can't we run a Special Forces operation against DNC headquarters and put an end to this infantile, insane prattle? These people are truly a bigger national security threat than any enemy force our troops encounter in the field!
ROTFLMAO!
Thanks, I will save this and use it on trolls and other whiners on Free Republic. Then I will email it to known liberals.
You leftists will experience an overwhelming sense of loss when Kerry loses the election in November. You will have feelings of rage, humiliation and shame, followed by intense feelings of worthlessness. The best antidote for these feelings is to get back to your usual routine as soon as possible.
Here are some tips to help you leftists cope with your loss:
1. Remember, marijuana is still your best friend. You've known this since high school when you started skipping class, getting tattooed and pierced, having casual sex and devoting your life to Bud. So light up your bong, invite what friends you might still have and spend the next two months in a state of stupor. You deserve it.
2. Let your hair grown long. As you stare into your mirror day after day, week after week, you can amuse yourself as those locks lengthen and mark your long slide into non-productivity. Remember that work and success only help Halliburton.
3. Get married and divorced more often than J. Lo. Mail a joint to Jennine Garofolou and Whoopie Goldberg. Remember that Kerry said these people are the heart and soul of America.
4. Watch Teletubbies. This show has secret messages just for you. So pay attention.
5. If you have young boys, send them to Neverland. This may be your one chance for fame and fortune without working. Think of your offspring as a cash crop.
6. If your parents are still alive, you can get money out of them. Tell them you need an operation. They know you're unemployed. They are riddled with guilt and contantly ask themselves where they went wrong with you. Use the money for those things that make you happy like marijuana, alcohol and pills.
7. Speaking of pills, search your parents' medicine chest for Vicodin, Atavin, Darvon., or codene. Old people have a lot of pills they haven't taken. Call their doctors and tell them they need refills. Medicare should pay for most of this. Just think, if Kerry had been elected, you'd have an even bigger stash with socialized medicine paying the bills.
8. Did you ever stop to think why perverts flash strangers? They say it's a rush. Give it a try.
9. Try eating dirt. What the hell?
10. Follow well dressed strangers around town, and then promise to go away if they give you money. The chances are you'll be hassling a Republican.
Good luck with this. You'll need to survive until the next election so that Republicans can stay sharp by competing with you guys.
PS You've done wonders with the Democratic party. Keep it coming.
24 posted on 09/21/2004 2:17:05 PM PDT by COUNTrecount
They are the party of ZERO ETHICS. I am sick and tired of these liberals.
I do remember that Roger Stone was in Miami during the recounts.
I hereby refuse to deny that I was the source of the documents. I'm Henry Lee II and I approve this message.
perhaps this is another example of MCAULIFFE and the CLINTON CREW setting up Kerry to lose. Hillary wants to run in 2008 and the longer they keep this issue on the front burner, the more it hurts Kerry's chance in November. Its strange that the lefties at DUmmies and other Kerry supporters are taking the bait so eagerly
Are these people for real? The DUer's are the biggest bunch of lunatics located in one area, that I have ever seen, not to mention that they are all paranoid.
What fools these humans be.
Yep. Just like we refused to deny the fraudulent accusations that only appear in this memo.
Dems living in a fairytale world. I wonder what's it like living in lala land. I assume it resembles an acid trip gone wild, but they would be comfortable in the environment.
Absolutely perfect comment!
These people have gone insane.
IN YOUR DREAMS PERPS...!!!
I am not denying that I had something to do with the forged memos.
ROTFLMAO!
This is unbelievable...just when you think that they can't fall any further you see something like this. It's almost like a SNL skit where everything that happens in the world is a "Republican dirty trick." They are not sane. Senator Graham from Florida was on WBT (Charlotte, NC) this morning touting his new book and was tying the Saudi's to the Bush family. I strongly believe that Michael Moore is running the DNC.
Anyone have a link for this?
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