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Global Warming Worse on Mars
ABCnews.com ^ | 12/7/2001 | Dave Olson

Posted on 09/16/2004 12:27:09 PM PDT by Dave Olson

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No doubt caused by all those little green men driving around in their Martian SUVs.
1 posted on 09/16/2004 12:27:09 PM PDT by Dave Olson
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To: Dave Olson

That is it. I am not going to Mars.


2 posted on 09/16/2004 12:27:51 PM PDT by bmwcyle (I wear sleepwear therefore I think)
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To: Dave Olson

Bush's fault... couldn't resist


3 posted on 09/16/2004 12:28:02 PM PDT by rhombus
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To: Dave Olson

It's Bushes fault....


4 posted on 09/16/2004 12:28:49 PM PDT by Moon Puppy
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To: Dave Olson

How disappointing. Looks like I will be canceling my trip to Mars.


5 posted on 09/16/2004 12:30:17 PM PDT by cwiz24
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To: Dave Olson; Lil'freeper

R U series?


6 posted on 09/16/2004 12:30:25 PM PDT by big'ol_freeper ("Freedom consists not in doing what we like, but in having the right to do what we ought."-Pope JPII)
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To: rhombus

Soooooooooooo unnuanced. Obviously our greedy and polluting ways are now effecting extraterrestrial planets also. The extra co2 the US produces goes to space and then to other planets.


7 posted on 09/16/2004 12:30:47 PM PDT by ruiner
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To: Dave Olson

..............WE'RE GONNA DIE!!..............


8 posted on 09/16/2004 12:30:51 PM PDT by Digger
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Women and children hardest hit.


9 posted on 09/16/2004 12:31:56 PM PDT by JesseJane ( “fake but accurate” ... it’s like saying a body in a pine box is “dead but lifelike.” -- Lileks)
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To: Dave Olson

That explains why the rainforest is extremely thin there.


10 posted on 09/16/2004 12:32:00 PM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Dave Olson

..............WE'RE GONNA DIE!!..............


11 posted on 09/16/2004 12:32:08 PM PDT by Digger
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To: farmfriend

ping


12 posted on 09/16/2004 12:32:44 PM PDT by Libertarianize the GOP (Make all taxes truly voluntary)
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To: Dave Olson

If only President Bush would have signed the Barsoom Treaty!


13 posted on 09/16/2004 12:34:54 PM PDT by TopDog2 (XM Satellite Radio - America Right!)
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Oh God if we had only signed the Kyoto Protocal!!! Pardon while I go fall on my sword (after of course a long session of weeping and gnashing my teeth)


14 posted on 09/16/2004 12:42:12 PM PDT by foolscap
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To: Dave Olson

Should have cleaned up those coal-fired power plants when they had the chance. Those Redhouse effects are a royal pain in the butt.

Kyoto knew this was coming, though.

Where is an American leader to match the decisiveness of MECMIERONFH XXYNEODIZZ anyway! Years ago in the Martian legislature he was preparing for this.

You haven't seen any SUVs there recently have you?

Come to think of it...IT'S THOSE ROVERS!!! Tipped the delicate balance of the Martian Atmosphere. Where's HG Wells when you need him?


15 posted on 09/16/2004 12:43:38 PM PDT by ColoCdn (Only after all journalists wear pajamas will we be safe!))
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To: Dave Olson

You think its bad there, you oughta try Mercury.


16 posted on 09/16/2004 12:45:04 PM PDT by Frumious Bandersnatch
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To: Dave Olson; abbi_normal_2; Ace2U; adam_az; Alamo-Girl; Alas; alfons; alphadog; amom; AndreaZingg; ..
Rights, farms, environment ping.
Let me know if you wish to be added or removed from this list.
I don't get offended if you want to be removed.
17 posted on 09/16/2004 12:54:09 PM PDT by farmfriend ( In Essentials, Unity...In Non-Essentials, Liberty...In All Things, Charity.)
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Damn Republicans. If only they would allow enough funding to save the Universal-Enviornment....


18 posted on 09/16/2004 12:55:10 PM PDT by The_Republican
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To: farmfriend

ROFL!

It is getting hard to keep a good Hoax going!


19 posted on 09/16/2004 12:59:08 PM PDT by Ernest_at_the_Beach (A Proud member of Free Republic ~~The New Face of the Fourth Estate since 1996.)
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To: Dave Olson

Female Martians and minority Martians hit hardest.


20 posted on 09/16/2004 1:01:07 PM PDT by dfwgator (It's sad that the news media treats Michael Jackson better than our military.)
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