Posted on 09/15/2004 4:47:25 PM PDT by perfect stranger
Ohhh, mannnnn. THAT'S GOTTA HURT!!!
-- Joe
It's too late for penicillin at this point.
The penicillin itself would probably develop chancres.
What Kitty now has seems to be a particularly virulent and highly antibiotic-resistant strain of some variety of STD that in its later stages attacks the central nervous system.
Or at least that is what I think Ann may have been hinting at.
Ann can be so obscure at times, that occasionally I fear I may miss her most important points in her weekly addresses.
Fox News should dump O'Reilly and give Coulter her own show.
ready....aim....fire. Good one Ann.
Ann Coulter is the present day Dorothy Parker. The jealousy of her detractors is just as amusing.
If Rove cooked this idea up, I say put him on the ticket and give Mr. Cheney the Secretery of State job. This guy deserves it, what a trooper!
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/1217324/posts?page=151,50
"DRUDGE SIREN:CBS Guard Documents Traced to Texas Kinko's...
WASH POST: Documents allegedly written by deceased officer that raised questions about Bush's service with Texas National Guard bore markings showing they had been faxed to CBS News from a Kinko's copy shop in Abilene, Texas... Developing..."
But can she identity the manufacturer of the laptop? Was it a Dell or what?
"Even the Los Angeles Times has concluded that the documents are fraudulent and when you fail to meet the ethical standards of the L.A. Times, you're in trouble. "
Then an explanation of: "What Kitty now has seems to be a particularly virulent and highly antibiotic-resistant strain of some variety of STD that in its later stages attacks the central nervous system. "
Combined with the allusions to the spread of STDs along truck routes and the fact Kitty is a "habitue" of them, Ann is making unsubstantiated, undocumented allegations that Kitty has an STD due to--shall we say, misconduct?
So, Ann is giving her what she gave to GWB and his wife.
Normally, I consider it degrading to descend to the level of one's opponent in a mud slinging contest. In this case, I think an exception is warranted.
Oh, and here's Ann:
ping
"But how does Bill O'Reilly know what Dan Rather was thinking when he put forged documents on the air? I know liberals have the paranormal ability to detect racism and sexism, but who knew O'Reilly could read an anchorman's mind just by watching him read the news? "
I have been saying for months that orielly thinks he is "god".
Ann is my hero!
What are the odds that Dan Rather would have accepted such patently phony documents from, say, the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth?
That's gonna leave a mark. Hehehehe. The girls are ganging up on O'Reilly. And beating him soundly!
Cut-off's and high heels, be still my old heart..
What are the odds that Dan Rather would have accepted such patently phony documents from, say, the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth?
Curiously, all this comes at the precise moment that speculation is at a fever pitch about whether Kitty Kelley is in the advanced stages of syphilis. According to the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases: "Approximately 3 percent to 7 percent of persons with untreated syphilis develop neurosyphilis, a sometimes serious disorder of the nervous system."
Dr. Jonathan Zenilman, M.D., associate professor of medicine at Johns Hopkins University, has found there is an "inter-relationship" between STDs and truck routes in Baltimore. I'm not at liberty to reveal the names of my sources, but there are three or four highly placed individuals in the publishing industry who say Miss Kelley or someone who closely resembles her is a habitue of truck routes in Baltimore.
One of your best, Ann! :-)
If Kelley really did suffer from a serious disease, I don't think Ann would being joking about it.
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