Posted on 08/28/2004 8:28:09 PM PDT by aculeus
As a Bootyologist, I approve this message.
I'll remember that one. If I ever need to get all my teeth removed and not have to pay a dentist.
Ping
JUNK IN 'DA TRUNK!!!
LOL...
Pre or post Living Color Fly Girls?
I wonder how many of our "soldiers" are getting this surgery on the US taxpayers dime.
* There has been a great deal of speculation recently that the government might reinstate the draft at some point, in order to replenish the nation's armed forces.
* "Anyone wearing a uniform is eligible," Dr. Bob Lyons, the chief of plastic surgery at Brooke Army Medical Center, said recently, in his office in San Antonio.
* It is true: personnel in all four branches of the military and members of their immediate families can get face-lifts, nose jobs, breast enlargements, liposuction, or any other kind of elective cosmetic alteration, at taxpayer expense.
* (For breast enlargements, patients must supply their own implants.)
* For most procedures, there's at least a ten-day recovery period, and while soldiers are recuperating they're on paid medical leave rather than vacation.
* A Defense Department spokeswoman confirmed the existence of the plastic-surgery benefit.
* According to the Army, between 2000 and 2003 its doctors performed four hundred and ninety-six breast enlargements and a thousand three hundred and sixty-one liposuction surgeries on soldiers and their dependents.
* In the first three months of 2004, it performed sixty breast enhancements and two hundred and thirty-one liposuctions.
* "The benefit of offering elective cosmetic surgery to soldiers is more for the surgeon than for the patient," Lyons said.
* We do it to maintain our skills"---skills that are critical, he added, when it comes to doing reconstructive surgery on soldiers who have been wounded.
* "If the Army is doing breast augmentations, it's doing it to practice breast augmentations, period."
* There has been talk lately among soldiers that this benefit is indeed being used as a recruiting tool, but there is no mention of it in any of the recruiting literature.
That woman cannot even reach around to wipe!!!
Of course, he never saw Helen Thomas.
Helen Thomas is a WOMAN?
Now, I have been out of the military medical service for about 5 yrs, but before I left:
- if an active duty individual had cosmetic surgery and required a recovery period, they took LEAVE for the recovery period (vacation time for the civilians);
- Military plastic surgeons REQUIRE work to hone their skills to help wounded soldiers/sailors;
- The military plastic surgeons GET PAID whether they do NOTHING or 15 cases/day...what's your beef?
- 496 breast enlargements over 4 years??? 1361 liposuctions in 4 years?? That's not enough work to keep even ONE plastic surgeon busy..and you are talking about 3 services (USN, USAF and USA).
Why did you post that? I never did anything to you! Now I am blind!
In a theoretical sense only. I'd pay a year's income to avoid touching her.
Reminds me of Susan Estrich.
Eww.. butt implants. How gross is that!
Isn't it just easier to eat yourself to a fat arse?
Ukraine?
I Like big butts
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