Best of the Bad

[mad puppy]

very funny.

thanks for the break.

[ellery]

Hee!

http://www.bulwer-lytton.com/

[Eastbound]

Needed a few giggles... Thanks!

[jim macomber]

Two more gems from that link:

Professor Frobisher couldn't believe he had missed seeing it for so long--it was, after all, right there under his nose--but in all his years of research into the intricate and mysterious ways of the universe, he had never noticed that the freckles on his upper lip, just below and to the left of the nostril, partially hidden until now by a hairy mole he had just removed a week before, exactly matched the pattern of the stars in the Pleides, down to the angry red zit that had just popped up where he and his colleagues had only today discovered an exploding nova.
--Ray C. Gainey, Indianapolis, Indiana (1989 Winner)

As the newest Lady Turnpot descended into the kitchen wrapped only in her celery-green dressing gown, her creamy bosom rising and falling like a temperamental souffle, her tart mouth pursed in distaste, the sous-chef whispered to the scullery boy, "I don't know what to make of her."
--Laurel Fortuner, Montendre, France (1992 Winner)

[hosepipe]

[ 5) "Although Sarah had an abnormal fear of mice, it did not keep her from eeking out a living at a local pet store." ]

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[Serb5150]

Fun stuff over here...

[chaosagent]

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