It’s Raining Republicans! Here’s How to Hook One

New York Observer ^ | August 26, 2004 | Simon Doonan

[Soylent Democrats]

For all of the liberals' outcry on "social justice" and so-called equity and fairness, they sure demand the most lavish and opulent material possessions.

I just saw tonight that a Hollyweird party for an awards ceremony was handing out individual party favor bags containing lavish goods at a value of more than$16,000 per bag, according to the report. It also mentioned the obscenely priced jewelry purchased by the "stars" for the event. The libs sure place a high value on their possessions, especially given all of the underfunded social programs.

[sockmonkey]

DON’T assume that your new political hotshot is straight, especially if his best friend is an Israeli ex-sailor.

I thought that was Dem McGreevey whose best friend is the Iraeli ex-sailor.

[finnman69]

studly republican men ping

[NYC GOP Chick]

What do you mean by that?

[NYC GOP Chick]

Isn't that a redundancy? ;)

[sugar_puddin]

If I'm spending that much money, I'm getting a newer pickup and another hunting rifle. If there's any left over, I might get another flannel shirt or two.

Now you're talking. That's about as down to earth as anyone can get. Pretty doggone conservative, is you ask me. :-)

[lavrenti]

;)

[TheBigB]

What silliness! Real Republican men don't care in the slightest about what sort of expensive twaddle a woman chooses to adorn herself with. In fact, I'll prove it...you lovely GOP ladies should go naked all the time, and we men will show you that clothes are completely irrelevant.

Pssst, guys...I'll let you know if this works.

[NYC GOP Chick]

TELL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lavrenti]

"Vargas girl meets secretary."

[NYC GOP Chick]

Huh?

[prophetic]

monogamous BUMP

[Hermann the Cherusker]

He's a flaming fag.

[NYC GOP Chick]

Fine. Don't tell me. </pout>

[nopardons]

What an unmitigated load of codswallop!

A good marriage is based on SHARED VALUES and COMMON INTERESTS!

[nopardons]

They're closed for the summer and one can't join that fast;besides,one is a "provisional" for the first year anyway. :-)

[sarasmom]

It won't work on real women at all.
Might snag a few liberals in the net, but you won't catch a single Republican woman falling for that line.

[Aetius]

It is sort of strange that one of the few segments of society that can afford such gift bags are given them for free.

[TheBigB]

Might snag a few liberals in the net

So instead of taking 'em home, we'll just play catch and release. ;^)

[Ramius]

He's got to be at least "six and six."

That's six foot tall with a six figure income.

I dunno... it hasn't werked fer me... but your mileage may vary. :-)