Posted on 08/15/2004 11:42:05 PM PDT by spycatcher
yep ..HA HA HA....
where was Bush in 47...was he in Roswell NEw Mexico...??
it doesnt matter about 1970...who cares. this is John Kerry speak...dont look at the following 30 years look at my time in Vietnam. yep these months make me commander in chief..
I dont care what Bush did, if he drank, if he didnt, actually i hope he did..it shows a lot of character to have a problem and sort it out, and then go on to be the President of the US....what i am interested in is now..and his actions in the last 4 years...
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1189530/posts
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1183863/posts
WorldNetDaily was linking the story earlier, but has now pulled it and linked this instead:
Magazine satire makes president out to be rockin' spy in Vietnam
Damn that was funny! Thanks for posting this.
Those who think this is a serious article--breathe. Relax. Breathe. Repeat.
this has got to be true!!!
No disrespect to Dubya or the writer (Jason), but that was me. And yeah I 'did' Janis - she was a lousy (blank). Always drunk on Southern Comfort.
And yes I can do anything. Yesterday I made a cold fusion reactor, and today I'm gonna make an Alternate Universe in my garage based on the new 'M' theory in Astrophysics. (that string theory was soooooooo wrong)
And you guys will LOVE my new Universe, it'll only consists of Freepers and "Paleocons" -- no RINO's or RATS or enviro-nazis. We'll all have big honkin' SUVs. It'll be Valhalla! (I'm still debating if there should be a California?!?) Oh and we'll have guns -- lots of GUNS!!!
Elvis lives!
Some people here are pretty gullible. The article is a SATIRE. Haven't you guys ever read Swift's "A Modest Proposal"? It is a proposal to eat yearling Irish children.
The English thought it was a good idea.
This was a very good satire.
HAHAHAHA! Bush was in Nam and Kerry is the fool. How frickin ironic. Would be cool if it were true.
However, Janis was always drunk on Southern Comfort -- not that there's anything wrong with that :-)
I read the whole story with interest until the Arabic part then I fell out of my chair laughing with the McCain part then the Watergate insinuation put me over. Good piece of fiction.
This is BS. In one year no one taught GW 4 or 5 languages.
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