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Alan Keyes' sweat on sale at eBay
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Posted on 08/08/2004 10:32:40 PM PDT by ETERNAL WARMING
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To: ETERNAL WARMING
Ok, Cal, why are you selling Alan's sweat on Ebay?
To: ETERNAL WARMING
Due to Federal Election Campaign Laws, we might have to stop the bidding at $999.99I really LOVE Keyes... but I doubt this will be a problem.
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posted on
08/08/2004 10:39:34 PM PDT
by
GeronL
(geocities.com/geronl is back, or will be)
To: ETERNAL WARMING
That is just sick. And I say that as someone who was rooting for him in the 2000 primaries.
To: Still Thinking
To: ETERNAL WARMING
Ok, Cal, why are you selling Alan's sweat on Ebay?Don't hate on CaL.
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posted on
08/08/2004 10:43:32 PM PDT
by
L.N. Smithee
(When it comes to newborns getting stabbed in the head, Kerry cares...about drowning hamsters.)
To: L.N. Smithee
I'm not "hating on Cal." I love Cal. It's a joke. She'll know that. :0)
To: L.N. Smithee
I will. I'll hate on anyone who thought of a good hustle before I did *LOL*
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posted on
08/08/2004 10:52:17 PM PDT
by
cyborg
To: ETERNAL WARMING
This is the bidders problem, not Keyes.
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posted on
08/08/2004 11:04:53 PM PDT
by
JamesP
To: ETERNAL WARMING
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posted on
08/08/2004 11:10:26 PM PDT
by
fieldmarshaldj
(~~John Kerry, A Little Bit Nutty and a Little Bit Slutty~~)
To: GeronL
Own a part of American history; own the napkin containing sweat from Ambassador Alan Keyes' forehead, immediately following Alan Keyes' historic announcement that he agreed to replace Jack Ryan as the Republican candidate for U. S. Senate in Illinois to take on Democrat Barak Obama.
GOP Senatorial Candidate Keyes was sweating profusely after his stem-winder speech and the sweat was collected from a napkin at approximately 3:02 pm Central Time just outside the Wellington Restaurant in Arlington Heights, Illinois, under the watchful eye of multiple news reporters including multiple television cameras.
Many at the Keyes event are calling for Lincoln-Douglas style debates between the first match up of two African-American Senatorial candidates in the history of United States elections.
Kool-Aid, anyone?
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posted on
08/08/2004 11:25:16 PM PDT
by
Howlin
(Saving Private Hamster)
To: Howlin
Conservatives can sometimes be as weird as all liberals are.
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posted on
08/08/2004 11:27:50 PM PDT
by
GeronL
(geocities.com/geronl is back, or will be)
To: Howlin
Hey, at least it's good, clean sweat :)
If that had been a Dem candidate, Heaven knows what bodily fluid would've been up for sale, know what I mean?
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posted on
08/08/2004 11:30:45 PM PDT
by
mewzilla
To: mewzilla
There IS an adult section on Ebay :O)
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posted on
08/08/2004 11:31:21 PM PDT
by
cyborg
To: cyborg
=8-0
Not gonna go there. Wouldn't be prudent :)
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posted on
08/08/2004 11:34:33 PM PDT
by
mewzilla
To: mewzilla; GeronL; NYC GOP Chick
Genuine Patrick Ewing Sweat:
Only sold by the gallon.
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posted on
08/09/2004 12:02:17 AM PDT
by
The Scourge of Yazid
("K-Billy's 'Super Hits of the 70s Weekend' just keeps on truckin'!")
To: The Scourge of Yazid
LOL. Gee, maybe Kerry should try it. He was sweating buckets at the convention.
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posted on
08/09/2004 12:04:16 AM PDT
by
mewzilla
To: Xenalyte; pax_et_bonum; ElkGroveDan; Flyer; humblegunner; Eaker; TheMom
OK, y'all want to go into another bidding war?
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posted on
08/09/2004 12:04:45 AM PDT
by
Allegra
(It depends on what the meaning of "is" is......)
To: mewzilla
Yeah, I know.
This campaign is starting to give me a serious migraine.
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posted on
08/09/2004 12:05:57 AM PDT
by
The Scourge of Yazid
("K-Billy's 'Super Hits of the 70s Weekend' just keeps on truckin'!")
To: Allegra
Fi'ty cents!
Okay, okay.
Twen'y fi' cents!
That's my final offer bub.
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posted on
08/09/2004 12:07:05 AM PDT
by
The Scourge of Yazid
("K-Billy's 'Super Hits of the 70s Weekend' just keeps on truckin'!")
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