It's Never a Lie When Your Wife Tells It

Weekly Standard ^ | Larry Miller

[Spacetrucker]

It's in the Netherlands ... the Hague, that is. ciao.

[baseballmom]

Any of you lady freepers do this to your eyebrows?

No way, the eyebrows are the picture frames of our eyes - so says Victoria Jackson, make-up artist to the stars. LOL

Actually, at my salon, they do a tatoo on the eyebrows - usually to fill in the skimpy areas, and also an eyeliner tatoo. It looks so natural, I never knew she had it done. I'm thinking it over....

Funny article, thanks for posting.

[Lazamataz]

I'm lookin' for a girl with natural blond....... um..... eyebrows. Yeah, that's what I was thinking.

I was thinking about the eyebrows.

[RikaStrom]

Oh my. LOL

I will admit to haveing blue on the toesies, and occasionally the odd color hair, but never to shaving the face!!

LOL

[FourPeas]

I was thinking about the eyebrows.

Uh, huh. Suuuuure you were. Under arm hair, too, right?

[TexasCowboy]

"They've already learned that in life, some sacrifices are necessary,"

Marriage is not a two way street.

It's two one way streets with one being much shorter than the other.

[Eaker]

Most pics are innocent like the ones below of humblegunner.

What is "ammo failure"??

;<)

[Lazamataz]

Yes.

Yes, that's what I was thinking about.

It's my story and I'm sticking to it.

[Lazamataz]

You have a tiny dog.

[RikaStrom]

I was going to say "Gunner Innocent?!!" Then I realized you were talking about the picture....nevermind. ;-)

[Lazamataz]

Marriage is not a two way street.

Marriage is a 12-car pileup in slick, rainy conditions.

[Euro-American Scum]

If a man says something and there's no woman around, is he still wrong?

My wife answered this question years ago.

YES!! OF COURSE HE IS!!

[Rebelbase]

What a beast dog that is. Does it hunt javelinas for you?

[mabelkitty]

Key word here is "late '60s"
Nowadays, you can get them plucked and shaped with leetle tiny scissors and they look great.

[B4Ranch]

It wasn't Remingtons fault when the rifle exploded?

[TexasCowboy]

"Marriage is a 12-car pileup in slick, rainy conditions."

I don't drive in the rain anymore.
It's too expensive - emotionally, physically and financially.

[FourPeas]

If a man _____, is he still wrong?

I've edited your original questions slightly, because in this case a generalization will suffice. The answer is, of course, yes.

[Allegra]

What is "ammo failure"??

I dunno, but I have a feeling it has to do with stuff that blowed up real good.

When it sort of wasn't supposed to....

[MarkL]

For anyone who's not familiar with Larry Miller as an actor and commedian, he was in "Necessary Roughness," where he played the dean, and in "Pretty Woman," where he played the clothing store manager. I don't think that he's ever been that good in movie roles, but if you get a chance to see his stand-up, DO IT!

I caught his act once, and I swear I couldn't breath from laughing so hard!

He may be one of the world's greatest story-tellers!

Mark

[MarkL]

remember Larry's bit about skiing and the mountain goat?

I don't remember exactly what that was, but what I do remember was nearly passing out from being unable to breathe! I couldn't catch my breath from laughing so hard! Do you have a link to that? Although I don't think reading it would be as funny... His comic timing is amazing.

Mark