Faux officer pretends to make Wal-Mart arrest (dispute over a parking spot)

Sun Herald.com ^ | 5-7-4 | By ROBIN FITZGERALD

[dixiechick2000]

I live in the 'burbs outside of Portland, OR.
The WalMart closest to me is 40 minutes away in Woodburn, OR.
I like WalMart, but not THAT much. ;o)
Big cities don't cotton to WalMart.
They play havoc with traffic and such.

[Graybeard58]

a little old lady came running up and asked to see my receipt.

and you couldn't out run her?

Better get in shape?

[Doctor Stochastic]

But was the woman required to give her name to the person pretending to be a policeman?

[NoControllingLegalAuthority]

Yea, I couldn't outrun the ol' gal. She gave me a ferocious double kick to the balls and flipped me on my back to the floor in a brutal "throwdown."

I meekly waved my receipt and she said. "At least you know who's boss, girlie man!"

I'm gonna get even with her, though. I'm gonna sneak up behind her next time and give her a "wedgie."

I'm tired of getting beaten up by blue hairs at Wal-Mart. (not my first time)

[Fitzcarraldo]

The individual should have registered in one of the many chapters of the Citizen's Auxiliary Police; Mr. Jay Santos is the recruiting officer.