[Veto!]

I don't recommend listening, but do think that Clear Channel ought to get a lot of complaints about the quality of the guests coast-to-coast inflicts on listeners.

[taxesareforever]

"I was filled with the love of all the world, tears rolled down my cheek," Crème said of his first telepathic encounter with Maitreya.

Those tears were from the stench of someone millions of years old who hadn't learned the art of bathing.

[sakka]

This is the hand of Maitreya, portrayed on a mirror in a bathroom in Barcelona. The lady-owner went into the guest bathroom and saw a handprint on the mirror and cleaned it off. She thought no more about it. A few days later when she went into her own bathroom she saw the same handprint on the mirror. Luckily, instead of wiping it off, she got in touch with her son, a co-worker in the Share International group in Barcelona. He took a picture of it and sent it to me, and my Master confirmed it as the hand of Maitreya

Translation: I hopped out of the shower, slapped my hand on the mirror and took a picture.

[Quix]

WATCH the response to SKERRY on the part of 30-50% of the SHEEPLE.

Are you really sure that in a very desperate world, such a character would not be widely hailed as a miraculous problem solver for the world's oppressed?

Are you so very sure that he would not be ushered in as the wildly cheered new world leader?

It's clear the masses are not overly informed and are negligibly thoughtful, if at all.

[Dr.Deth]

"I was filled with the love of all the world, tears rolled down my cheek,"

[Poohbah]

666 = Number of the Beast
664 = Neighbor of the Beast
333 = Eric the Half-a-Beast

[OpusatFR]

" Kathleen Keating said he appeared suddenly in her backyard wearing a pony tail and an Armani suit."

That's just off-putting. I'd expect a well tailored English wool.

[atomicpossum]

"Benjamin Crème

Is that a product similar to 'Martin Sheen'? Some kind of floorwax, or dessert topping, or perhaps a delightful floorwax AND dessert topping?