Posted on 08/03/2004 8:51:58 AM PDT by Area Freeper
1. Every voter must dip both hands into a bright green indelible ink BEFORE there ballot is accepted. Anyone voting with green hands gets either 40 years in prison or shot.
2. Any and every voting precinct that has over 90% voting turnout will be reviewed by contacting every voter that had voted. If more that 5% of the voters cannot be contacted within 10 business days will invalidate every vote in the precinct. (It seems that every precinct that has 100% turn out always votes Dem).
3. A universal United States voting ballot will be issued to every overseas Military voter. State specific ballots will be provided to each Military personnel that requests one. State will be verified by personnel enlistment state. As far as I am concerned the persons in the Military deserve a far greater vote than anyone on federal assistance/welfare, honest workers that are drawing SS can vote but anyone under SS age must work to vote.
4. Each and every vote from a overseas Military voter WILL BE COUNTED, no matter when it arrives as long as it is signed before the election date. Military mail does not move real fast from a lot of locations.
5. Any and everyone who votes fraudulently will be held in a large open air detention center. 2 detention centers will be set up, 1 in Nevada and the other in Montana. If you voted in a southern state you get sent to Montana, if you voted in a northern state you get sent to Nevada. Once your voter fraud has been cleared you will be released outside the detention gates, if not cleared you remain or have a tattoo stating Voter Fraud and a RFID chip implanted within your skull. (I take voter fraud very seriously...)
6. Finally if you are a commie, liberal, democrat senator or house Representative that requested that the UN oversee our voting system you get a special prize. You will be banished to a country of your choice, as long as it has had UN voter oversee in the past 20 years, and you shall remain there until your term expires. Your citizenship will be revoked and you will have to reapply for citizenship going through all of the trials ind tribulations that law abiding foreigners go through. Also since you have been elected you do not get to the education and you will be subjected to a more difficult testing. (50% of the HS grads cannot pass the test for US citizenship, good luck)
Well this ends this tyrant and rage session...
SledgeCS
"We already know of the potentially serious problems posed by the widespread use of electronic voting machines."
"... to take a look at protections for voter registration and requirements for identification and to see whether voter rolls are properly purged of dead people and felonsand also to see what safeguards are in place to guard against "erroneous purges."
IF THE ACCOUNTING OFFICE ONLY KNEW, SAN BERNARDINO COUNTY DISINFRANCHISE THOUSANDS OF VOTERS WITH ELECTRONIC MACHINES THAT THE DEMONRATS SET UP... THIS IS WHY THEY COMPLAIN, AND, THE DEMONRATS LIKE HITLERY WOULDN'T STAND A CHANCE WITHOUT DEAD VOTERS... GO FIGURE.
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