Posted on 08/02/2004 6:40:41 PM PDT by CounterCounterCulture
"4. Best speech in a foreign langage: teRAHza Heinz Kerry- I still have no idea WHAT language she was speaking."
I understood her fine when she was speaking Spanish, Portuguese and even French. The other 99.9% of her "speech" was unintelligible. Someone said she was speaking English, but that can't be true. Ms. Heinz, I know English. I speak English. Ms. Heinz, that ain't English!
Best tattoos on spindly girlie-man arms.
I have never seen so many
sharks in these waters.
My memories of the Convulsion boil down to 2 things: Licorice the Hamster's moment in the sun; and Teresa saying she was a strong, outspoken woman.
No Teresa, you're a billionaire, and you are surrounded by yes men and women. Nobody, but nobody in your personal circle will ever tell you to shut up, or even disagree with you because you've got all the money.
You are a female Michael Jackson without the criminal accusations.
Only the Freepers will tell you the truth.
1. mouth male-Teddy Kennedy
2. mouth female-Jeaneane Garafalo
3. biggest racist-Corinne Brown
4. Best speech in a foreign language-Corinne "ebonics" Brown
5. Biggest Wuss-Ben Aaaa-flack
6. Dumbest Chant-Keep hope alive(because it is so ridiculous to hear from a dim)
7. Dumbest sign--Texas one(dream on)
8. Most tired cliché (classic)-working families(healthcare is a right is a close second)
9. Most tired cliché (2004)-weapons of mass destruction
10. Most overused/misused word-values(again laughable coming from that side of the aisle)
11. Biggest Barf Bag Moment-Naral reps
12. Ugly on Ugly (Male)-tough one, but Michael Moore would have to be the worst
13. Ugly on Ugly (Female/Other)-Napolitano
14. Entrance/exit music- Madeleine Albright: Got To Be Real(give me a break!)
15. Biggest Butchering of the National Anthem--agree with the other person--they don't know what it means, therefore any rendition by a dem is butchering
16. Biggest Exploitation-Ron Reagan and stem cell research hands down!
17. Boooooooorrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiing!--Tey-ray-za's speech
18. Shut Up And Get Off The Stage Already-Again Miz Heinz Kerry
19. Worst Kennedy--Teddy will always win this while still alive
20. he “I didn’t know he/she was still alive” Abe Vigoda Award-McGovern
21. Kneepad Liberal (in Media)-Jennings
22. Biggest Lie--Kerry's entire speech
23. Kneepad Liberal NetworkNPR
24. Kneepad Liberal (in show business)-Afflack--his fawning over the Kerry sisters was pathetic
25. Biggest Targets-the wealthy--pretty funny since this from THE WEALTHY themselves--pack of lying wolves
26. Hutzpah Award- o omplaining about us wearing religion on our sleeve while frequently praising God in most speeches
27. Surprise of the convention-Kerry and the hamster(what a disgusting surprise to boot)
28. John Kerry quote of the convention-# "What does it mean when 25% of our children in Harlem have asthma because of (h)air pollution?"(hubby and I both said what the hell does that have to do with the price of tea in China? I guess it means he cares about blacks doncha know)
29.Al "Tawana Brawley" Sharpton quote of the convention
No one gave them an English test before they sent them to Iraq to fight for America.(LMAO--this guy can't be for real and actually be given an audience in a national convention? 30. Jesse Hi-Jackson quote of the convention-They ignored the genocide in the Sudan, and induced coup in Haiti."(Yeah, and Jesse has been a real mouthpiece concerned with the black Sudeanese Christians being murdered in the millions)
31. Clinton quote of the convention-Republicans believe in an America run by the right people, their people, in a world in which we act unilaterally when we can, and cooperate when we have to... yeah and none of the other quotes at this convention indicated that democrats believe in an America run by the "right people" their people--puhleeze!
32. PeanutHead Carter quote of the convention- o You can’t be a war president one day and claim to be a peace president the next, depending on the latest political polls."
(umm, Jimmy, we aren't asking for your opinion about Bill Clinton)
33. Algore quote of the convention-# "I know about the bad economy. I was the first one laid off."--no, you were fired!
34. Other quotes of the convention (female)-# Nancy Pelosi: "Democrats do not exploit fear to divide and distract the nation."
35. Other quotes of the convention (male)-# Michael Moore: "I mean, they are up at six in the morning trying to figure out which minority group they're going to screw today…The hate, they eat for breakfast. They are going to fight and they are going to smear, and they are going to lie, and they are going to hate."(This guy has to be a parody of a hypocrite, he just can't be real--btw, both quotes could have applied)
36. Most unabashed display of egomania-Ron Reagan
37. Biggest Applause Line-Bush bashing
38. Most truthful moment-Flags on the floor of the dem convetion
39. What was missing most from this convention?-the truth
Great idea and I love your categories :-)
1. Moore
2. Heinz-Kerry
3. Sharpton
4. Kennedy
5. Reagan
6. Peace Now
7. Florida - We Shall Overcome
8. Tax breaks for the wealthy
9. count every vote
10. Values
11. stolen election b.s.
12. Moore
13. Clinton
14. Simply the Best
15. abstain... didn't see any of the versions
16. Vietnam Vets
17. Heinz Kerry's speech
18. Sharpton
19. Teddy Kennedy
20. McGovern
21. Too many kneepads to choose
22. you're right, not enough bandwidth
23. CBS
24. Garofalo
25. Bush
26. Liars projecting and calling the right liars
27. surprise - Resusci-Hamster
28. "Let's build unity in the American family, not angry division."
29. "We got the Civil Rights Act under a Democrat."
30. "a million black votes cast but not counted"
31. "…John Kerry said, 'send me.'"
32. "the Soviets lost the Cold War... based on sustained bipartisan support."
33. "…exposing the threat of ecoterro----uh … narcoterrorism"
34. Teresa Heinz Kerry: "Shove it!"
35. Ted Kennedy: "Sub-sbub-suburb"
36. Kerry's "heroics" in Vietnam
37. Bush bash applause
38. Chris Wallace on Teresa Heinz Kerry: Don't cry for me Argentina
39. The truth
Bonus - most memorable moment Oompa-Kerry-Loompa Dukakis pic
1. Bull Clintoon
2. Teresa Heinz Kerry
3. Al Sharpton
4. Teresa Heinz kerry
5. Ron Reagan
6. Hope is on the way
7. The real deal
8. Tax breaks for the wealthy
9. count every vote
10. Choice
11. Bill Clinton's entire speech (can we add all of the above???)
12. Michael Moore
13. Barbara Mikulski
14. We are family
15. BeBe Winans
16. 9-11
17. John Kerry's speech
18. Teresa Kerry
19. Teddy Kennedy (not that is a good Kennedy)
20. George McGovern
21. Chrissy Matthews PMSNBC
22. The entire convention!!!
23. Air America (please please can I pick all of the above?)
24. Michael Moore
25. Bush
26. Honoring Vietnam Vets
27. Kerry boy served in Vietnam
28. "I'm John Kerry and I'm reporting for duty"
29. Mr. President our vote is not for sale blah blah blah blah
30. In the darkness blah blah
31. Republicans believe.....
32. The achievements of Camp David
33. I didn't come here tonight to talk about the past
34. Shove It!
35. Michael Moore waking up at 6am to screw minorities
36. Kerry in Vietnam again
37. Billyboy Clintoon enters for his crap I mean speech
38. Democrats leaving the American flags on the floor
39. The Truth
Ewwww...yuck!!
MUD
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