Posted on 08/02/2004 6:40:41 PM PDT by CounterCounterCulture
1. The Dukakis moment |
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2. and to prove that point |
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3. And more from our side |
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4. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! |
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5. Aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh! |
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6. Lovebirds of hate |
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7. Last one to conquer America is a rotten egg. ¿Qué ? Allah Akbar! |
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8. If only these were brains. |
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9. Practicing for the dwarf-throwing contest |
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10. FrankenHillary. Genitalia not required. |
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11. Again genitalia not required. View #2 |
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12. John F'n Kerry reporting for duty, comrade Ho Chi Minh. |
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13. Never let 'em see you sweat. |
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14. Suck it up, Tahhhhrehhhsa. We've got to outdo the Gores. |
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15. Happy hour is 24 hours in Camelot |
bump for the uglies
WHY am I not seeing the most famous quote of all??
"What the f*** are you guys DOING up there???"
-Don Mischer, Balloon Drop Guy
TWO forked tongues entwine.
"You lick my ear again you old fraud and I'll rip out your implants." (could go either way!)
I was afraid somebody would bring that up ;-)
As I said, write-ins are more than welcome. :-)
WHY am I not seeing the most famous quote of all??
"What the f*** are you guys DOING up there???"
-Don Mischer, Balloon Drop Guy
Sorry - doublepostitis...
He hehehehe he...
Priceless.
Look at how far back Ta-ray-zah is leaning as Kerry tries to kiss her. The body language does not lie. She truly finds him repulsive.
Bump to 2000 convention awards participants and others who expressed interest.
What about the F*****un balloons?....Still say they were filled with helium.
hey-hey
Licorice: "My choice is the picture of Richard Dreyfuss
acting like a hiding prowling shark at the Democratic National Convention
I kept getting afraid as my rodent brain hummed the theme from his movie
and I got a major rodent-stress-recall-reaction of being pushed off of Kerry's boat long ago
by U don't know who for Kerry's hamster photo-op. Sheeeeeesh.
# 4: "Gephardt SMASH!"
# 7: "John Kerry gave me this outfit!"
# 10: "Why, Mr. Franklin-you positively make me blush..."
LOL!!!
bttt
1. Biggest mouth (male): Although I liked his style, the award goes to Barak Obama
2. Biggest mouth (fenale): teRAHza Heinz Kerry
3. Biggest racist: Sweet Corine Brown
4. Best speech in a foreign langage: teRAHza Heinz Kerry- I still have no idea WHAT language she was speaking.
5. Biggest Wuss: Ron Reagan Jr. Tickle Me Elmo could kick his can.
6. Dunbest chant: anything teRAHza Heinz Kerry said because I thought she was chanting at one point.
7. Dumbest sign: The Real Deal. How dumb can you get?
8. Most tired cliche (classic): Tax cuts for the wealthy
9. Mist tired cliche (2004): teRAHza Heinz Kerry
10. Most overused/misused word: women
11.Biggest barf bag moment: Michael Moore. OH! You meant and event... Yeah... Michael Moore sitting in Kerry's box.
12. Ugly on ugly (male): teRAHza Heinz Kerry
13. Ugly on ugly (female): teRAHza Heinz Kerry
14. Entrance/exit music: teRAHza Heinz Kerry- how dare they defile Tina's song.
15. Biggest butchering of the Nat'l Anthem: all of them because they know not what it really means.
16. Biggest exploitation: Ron Reagan Jr., hands down.
17. BBoooooorrrrrriiiiiinnnnngggg: Ttthhhaaaaatttt wwwooouullldddd beeeeee... teeeeRAHHHHzaaa Heinzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Keeeeerrrrryyyyy
18. Shut up and get off the stage already: see #17
19. Worst Kennedy: Teddy 'the kareoke champ' Kennedy
20. The I didnt know he/she was still alive Abe Vigoda Award: Robert KKK Byrd, pretty, pretty, pretty
Sorry, Im so stupid, but how, oh how do I vote?
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