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Discovering DITS: Democrat Induced Tourette's Syndrome
American Digest ^ | July 27, 2004 | Gerard Van der Leun

Posted on 07/28/2004 10:56:31 AM PDT by vanderleun

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To: vanderleun

Whoops, just triggered my spasmodic pattelikinesis.


21 posted on 07/28/2004 12:19:21 PM PDT by Old Professer (Interests in common are commonly abused.)
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To: vanderleun
Whoops, just triggered my spasmodic patellikinesis.

Ignore last post, please....

22 posted on 07/28/2004 12:20:35 PM PDT by Old Professer (Interests in common are commonly abused.)
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To: Howlin

Lol, thanks for the ping Howlin.


23 posted on 07/28/2004 12:28:03 PM PDT by dixie sass (Texas - South Carolina on Steroids)
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To: Howlin
"We are not alone"

OMG ! Hilarious.

24 posted on 07/28/2004 12:33:59 PM PDT by Darlin' ("I will not forget this wound to my country." President George W Bush, 20 Sept 2001)
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To: TASMANIANRED
"I haven't watched a second of it, I don't want to be accused of bulemia."

LOL. DITS induced bulemia.

25 posted on 07/28/2004 12:36:32 PM PDT by Darlin' ("I will not forget this wound to my country." President George W Bush, 20 Sept 2001)
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To: TASMANIANRED

***Doesn't accomplish much but I do get to vent my fury in a socially concious way.:-{}***

We've found that our dart board with a picture of Hillary on it does wonders for our blood pressure. And my aim has improved immensely.


26 posted on 07/28/2004 12:50:23 PM PDT by kitkat ("The democrats would rather win the WH than the war." - Tom DeLay))
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To: Howlin

This is one of the funniest things I've read in a long time. Thanks for the ping, Howlin.

Mindy


28 posted on 07/28/2004 1:25:37 PM PDT by MindyW
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To: Howlin
Except that my DITS began with the first appearance of the Clintons,during the '92 primary season.It escalated once he was elected and by the time my husband found FR and showed it to me,I had one of THE worst cases of DIT on record.I was known to spew at the radio,T.V.,and various newspapers.

FR has been found to be an ameliorant and a palliative for DIT;especially the LIVE THREADS (thank YOU,Howlin!)and I have to admit that my DIT has only been sporadic during the Dem Convention,because of that thread.

29 posted on 07/28/2004 1:34:37 PM PDT by nopardons
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To: vanderleun

Terrific rant! The live thread - link to Howlin - is very amusing and helps get us through the evening. It is most valuable while watching the muted TV , since every word spoken from that podium is a lie


30 posted on 07/28/2004 1:41:17 PM PDT by maica (Hitlary says; "We are going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good"...)
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To: commish

Sometimes in the afternoon I sit at my computer, alone in my house, the window open a little bit for my cat who wants fresh air. A democrat will come on television and in no time flat, I'll be screeching, "Ya filthy, lying pig!" I know my neighbors must wonder...


31 posted on 07/28/2004 1:52:49 PM PDT by alnick
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To: alnick

LOL, I scream and holler as well, and now I just take nice clean socks and throw them at the tv. It really does help.


32 posted on 07/28/2004 2:15:11 PM PDT by Lovergirl (Bush/Cheney / 4 more years)
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To: humblegunner

hehehehe.....


33 posted on 07/28/2004 4:21:38 PM PDT by anniegetyourgun
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To: vanderleun; Howlin

Must hold on.....must not stoop to their level....white knuckles....step away from the television...don't say it....


34 posted on 07/28/2004 4:24:38 PM PDT by anniegetyourgun
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To: vanderleun

I have it I have it, I'm sure! I just didn't know what to call it. "Extreme twitchiness" coupled with something akin to "road rage". Its DITS for sure.


35 posted on 07/28/2004 4:37:33 PM PDT by Ditter
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"We are not alone."

No surprise. I began exhibiting symptoms of DITS in '92. Risky behavior...like engaging in exposure of dem lies... causes it to spread.


36 posted on 07/28/2004 10:43:40 PM PDT by windchime (Podesta about Bush: "He's got four years to try to undo all the stuff we've done." (TIME-1/22/01))
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To: AnnaZ

I think it's contagious.


37 posted on 07/28/2004 10:48:48 PM PDT by HangFire (In some cultures what I do would be considered normal.)
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To: windchime

DITS....I'm so grateful I've finally been diagnosed! Actually, my entire family now suffers from this. I think a class action law suit is in order.


38 posted on 07/28/2004 10:55:33 PM PDT by Route66 (America's Mainstreet)
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To: Route66

John Edwards should be available in November.


39 posted on 07/28/2004 11:19:03 PM PDT by windchime (Podesta about Bush: "He's got four years to try to undo all the stuff we've done." (TIME-1/22/01))
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To: xsmommy
i KNEW IT! but mine was provoked during the Clinton administration, but has now spread to the whole lot of them.

I stopped watching the Sunday shows in the morning. I couldn't go to church in good conscience after cursing a blue streak at the lies of Ann Lewis, Rahm Emanuel, Lanny Davis, etc. as they spun Clinton's lies.

40 posted on 07/28/2004 11:36:29 PM PDT by L.N. Smithee (Just because I don't think like you doesn't mean I don't think for myself)
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