The Democrats are Going to get a Bounce out of This? The Convention Stinks

opinion | 7-27-2004 | brianbaldwin

[Brilliant]

It's pretty damn boring, isn't it?

[Lunatic Fringe]

Teresa Heinz is an incredibly booooring public speaker. No wonder the networks never switched over.

[pgkdan]

She is as borinbg and as awful as her very French husband.

[Leo Carpathian]

God save us from this kind of First Lady!

She sucks major way. Commie red kerrytchup costume, looks like she is on something, paaathetic!!!

[Nascardude]

Listening to Teresa Heinz Kerry is like listening to fingernails scratching on a chawkboard. My college statistics class was more exciting than this garbage.

[Leo Carpathian]

Good news: sKerry will reverse global warmint.

[Texas Eagle]

A nice parting gift/consolation prize

[Question_Assumptions]

Wow. Teresa Heinz Kerry may actually doing worse than Bill Clinton in 1988. I hope they let her speak. A lot. She's awful.

[Leo Carpathian]

She is putting herself into a sleep, watch her flip soon!

[Nov3]

Thank God Leona Helmsley finished talking

[rockrr]

Brian,
You've been reading from the telepromptor again, haven't ou ;'}

[finnman69]

Scarborough and fineman are both calling it right, she wont play in Peoria.

[GailA]

It was rambling, syrupy and BORING. Tightly controled, no emotion.

[Nascardude]

Atleast the song at the end was appropriate "You know you make me wanna shout."


She did make me wanna shout. I wanted to shout "GET OFF THE STAGE!"

[shezza]

ROFLOL! Thanks for that all-encompassing rundown of the Whiners "It's My Party and I'll Cry If I Want To" Convention. I can't stomach to watch it for myself. Life's too short to waste on that drivel. So again, thanks for summarizing the...uh..."high" points for those of us who are boycotting the nonsensical parade of fools.

[finnman69]

[NCPAC]

I just sat through that entire somnambulist's exercise. What the h*ll, exactly, did that windbag, Tuhrayza, just say

[Rummyfan]

That is the best summary of the convention I have read yet!

[GiveEmDubya]

I refuse to watch a single second of the Communist Festival Democrat National Comintern Convention. The only place I'll get my info about it is from FR. My TV has been either on baseball or The Weather Channel since the weekend.

In any case, the convention sounds awful. I can't exactly see Lurch giving a rip-roaring speech on Thursday night, either. (And even if he tries to give a rip-roaring speech, he'll look like a blithering idiot and a dork)