Posted on 07/22/2004 7:30:42 PM PDT by John Jorsett
Who can I turn to?
[At the motor vehicle bureau...]
Kramer: Yeah, I'm here to pick up my new plates. My name is Kramer. Cosmo
Kramer.
Clerk: Kramer.... [checks computer] All right...
Kramer: All righty...
Clerk: Sign right here, please. [hands over clipboard]
Kramer: [signs it] Okay. [The clerk hands him a manila envelope]. Thanks.
[opens up the envelope] Assman? Oh, no, these don't belong to me. I'm
not the Assman. I think there's been a mistake.
Clerk: What's your name again?
Kramer: Cosmo Kramer.
Clerk: [checks computer again] Cosmo Kramer. You *are* the Assman.
Kramer: No! I'm not the Assman.
Clerk: Well, as far as the state of New York is concerned, you are.
I remember a Texas plate: HMFIC2. Now HMFIC is an old military term (do I have to translate) but I don't see how being "number 2" could confer any status at all!
Stuck in my head? Not a problem. I love that song. Especially the piano...
Default Name BUMP! :-)
Two actually. Why?
In the number 2 would seem to contradict the claim. How can you be the #2 HMFIC?
A company in Sweeden make a great MP3 USB stick player marketed under the I-Bead name. It's a good thing.
I bought them both used if it makes you feel better. Besides, as much as I support the idea in concept, you can't isolate yourself from the products of governments you don't agree with. How many items in your home are made in communist China or muslim Indonesia and you don't even realize it?
Saabs are great cars, lots of fun, stylish, and have excellent performance. But they're a cult brand, definitely not for everyone.
I saw a Georgia tag that said NIGA. Really!
I think one of the U’s was “unified”, like United Kids For A Unified Young America
Years ago I saw a PA tag which read “WANKER”.
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