Sex Tips for Red-State Girls!

The NY Times Sunday Magazine ^ | July 4, 2004 | JENNIFER SENIOR

[NYC GOP Chick]

Oh, okay! heheh You are indeed the paragon of virtue, I'm sure! NYC GOP Chick the chaperone. Riiiiiight!

But of course! :)

[NYC GOP Chick]

I had fried cyborg at this wonderful greek restaurant. A little gamey, but still delish.

Eh. Not up to your usual standards, Laz. But I'm glad to see that everyone is getting a lot of mileage out of a typo made by a very tired Chick! :)

[Vinnie]

Them ain't them strawberry eatin' britches, is they?

" Honey, put 3 pair in the freezer. I might want a sandwich later"

I saw that 3 times last weekend and still can't stop laughing.

[ovrtaxt]

I would fully expect more of these "National Geographic" style "explorations" from the NY Times in the near future.

Does that mean they're going to show boobies?

[ovrtaxt]

Y' know, considering the subject of this thread, a name like 'cyborg' just spurs the imagination...

[azhenfud]

"It's all about how we use the intelligence we have."

BTTT!

[MadIvan]

Does that mean they're going to show boobies?

Considering the clientele they've shown so far, is that something you really care to consider?

Regards, Ivan

[kaylar]

A six figure income driving 50,000 miles and retailing $140,000 of sex toys? What's the wholesale cost and markup of this stuff? Something doesn't sound quite right to me.

Well, there are the two figures in the cents column! :-)

[listenhillary]

Didn't mean to make fun of a typo, but often they are fun. I have admired your humor on many threads that brought a smile to my face. Thanks....

The only question is, why are you so tired? %?)

[NYC GOP Chick]

That's OK, thanks. :)

[Long Cut]

You must have missed this thread, and others like it last week.

[Long Cut]

"I have the PowerPenetrator with WinXP, TurboTax 2004 and SockMatcher Version 2.01."

Aren't they sponsoring a NASCAR racer this year?

[cyborg]

That was some thread.

[Long Cut]

" I'm sorry if this message ruins your joy"

Don't worry about it. Since I obviously don't concur, how could it ruin anything?

" The Church teaches that it is a sin, the sin of Lust, one of the Seven Deadly Sins..."

They've been wrong about a lot of other things too. Besides, that's only an interpretation.

"Lust is disordered desire for or inordinate enjoyment of sexual pleasure. Sexual pleasure is morally disordered when sought for itself, isolated from its procreative and unitive purposes.”

Inordinate? Please. It's supposed to be enjoyed. And how in the world can it be "disordered" when you do it correctly? Sorry, yours is an extreme, fundamentalist view. Most of us do not worry over such minutiae.

" The Christian faith has always celebrated human sexuality as another way of glorifying God; to reduce it to a pathetic exercise in mutual masturbation is to dishonor both ourselves and Him."

I do not live every second of my life to glorify God. And how do you know that what I do is "pathetic"? I've always been told I'm pretty damned good...

Seek help. Sex isn't that bad, really.

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

Seek help. Sex isn't that bad, really.

LOL

[sweetliberty]

And y'all thought the wimmin in Arkansas was backwards!

[sweetliberty]

And y'all thought yankees were the "progressive" ones.

[cyborg]

Well when you have your Passion Party, be careful of a certain male party crasher ;-)

[sweetliberty]

"The worst thing I've ever been invited to was one of those "memories" workshops where women waste time adding tacky flourishes and sayings to their family photo albums."

To each his own, I guess. I never did a scrapbook party, but always wanted to. I very much enjoy scrapbooking. When my daughter was getting married, one of her friends gave her a lingerie party. That was pretty cool, but I don't think I could see myself at a sex toy party. Oh the body lotions and that sort of thing is okay, but I guess I'm just a little old-fashioned about sex. I like my "toys" attached to a partner.

[sweetliberty]

"Well when you have your Passion Party, be careful of a certain male party crasher"

LOL! I can think of a few who'd fit that description. It might end up being a FReeper party.