DEMOCRAT P**** Pump judge's behavior worsened about four years ago. warning graphic

TULSA WORLD ^ | 6-27-2004 | P.J. Lassek

[BenLurkin]

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[RebelTex]

Very good - looks like you've got the spirit.

Keep them comming (uhh, no pun intended - oh, ok - pun intended.)

[Doctor Raoul]

Many of them WERE fired by the judge for ratting him out! Two of the women were fired by the YANKER for cooperating with the investigation. I hope they get their jobs back.

If there was ever a case for sexual harassment, this is it. Hope he has to pawn his penis pump to make the payments on the judgement they get from this Democrat.

[RebelTex]

Oh, now that's really good.

[Doctor Raoul]

Since nobody has said it yet, "Here come da Judge..."

[ValerieUSA]

....... how many years did they tolerate his abuse of the bench? At what cost to the people who had important business in his court? How many cases will have to be thrown out now?

[martin_fierro]

Original thread based on the Smoking Gun story (with concomitant hilarious comments thereto)

[martin_fierro]

If there was ever a case for sexual harassment, this is it.

OH yeah.

We're a long, loooong way from "Is that a pubic hair on that Coke can?"

[Nachoman]

Of all the defective products in all the country, he has to get one that works right.

[shetlan]

"...his shoulder would move to the sound of the pump..."

lol

[Gator113]

"Thompson is accused of using a penis pump while seated at the bench during nonjury and jury trials."

If he nicknamed his pump "Monica", he should be able to get out of this. Heck, he's a dim, they do this sort of stuff, they have to let him walk.

Remember, "If the pump doesn't fit, you must acquit."

What a very, very sick puppy!

[Dan from Michigan]

Austin Powers wannabe?

[Cultural Jihad]

Another Democrat doing his small bit to defend the Constitution.

[Cultural Jihad]

LOL! Post 22 had a variation of it.

[coydog]

Watch sales for those things go through the roof now. They couldn't buy better advertising than this... "How does it feel? YOU be the judge!" LOL

[TheCrusader]

There once was a judge from Creek County
whose Clerks made him feel like a nickle,
for they squealed to the press
that under his dress
he was judiciously pumping his pickle.

[jocon307]

"[S]he may have been the first person to detect Thompson using a penis pump during court sessions in the fall of 2000 after hearing air-pumping noises coming from somewhere near the bench.

LOL, too funny!

How was your reunion? I heard a funny thing about reunions somewhere today, maybe it was here. One man says to another at their HS Reunion "I came myself, but everyone else sent their parents."

Say Hi to your commie mommy (that sounds so cute) from the Freepers.

[PatrickHenry]

Thanks. But other than the news that he's a democrat (what a relief that is!) I can't stand the air-pumping noise details. Yukkk! This man is an idiot! Why doesn't he just resign?

I guess he plans to, ah ... stick it out. [Sorry.]

[PatrickHenry]

The picture that goes with this thread's lead article could be the topic of its own "Caption This!" thread. But I don't want to go there.

[csvset]

Your honor, my client answered an e-mail that claimed that a scientific breakthrough led to penis enlargement.

Really now, he's not a pervert; he's a pioneer, going where no judge has gone before!