Posted on 06/06/2004 4:50:09 PM PDT by blam
Actually, it was because Moog’s wife was cold,
(she’s always cold) and she kept heaping the
logs on the fire until it was so hot in the cave
Moog had to sleep outside, then in the morning
when Moog went hunting his wife was looking for
something to do and started drawing pictures of
pretty animals in the ashes and pulled out a
copper puddle that looked just like her namesake
the beaver so she put it on a thong and wore it
around the cave all day happy as a clam and just
waiting to show Moog how much better she looked
with the pretty around her neck...
Are you sure she didn’t wear the thong around her hips with her namesake hanging from it?
I’ve seen women who baited men with a lure to get their way.
Next thing you know, Moog is outside in the cold, working his buns off to build bigger and better fires to heat the cave while unaware that his wife has taken up with a homo sapiens and is gonna take the cave, the kids and all the stored up firewood and jerky.
Plus ça change, plus c’est la même chose
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