[saveliberty]

I wonder how much this really has to do with childhood obesity and not tolerating anyone who is allowed to eat what a dieting employee may not be able to.

[earlyamerican]

This is indeed sad. The food marxists deem childhood fun off limits. These people are cruel and must be stopped.

[jonathonandjennifer]

I heard tonight that Dux quack in regional dialects.

[brewcrew]

St. Peter: What good have you done to merit entrance into heaven?

Chandler Principal Deborah Zetterberg: I kept hundreds of precious little children from poisoning themselves with birthday treat cupcakes.

St. Peter: Sorry, dumb@$$, you've got the wrong gates.

[Ciexyz]

With all these parties, no wonder the kids aren't learning anything! When I went to grade school in the 50's, we never had a b'day party for each kid in the class. I remember in kindergarten and first grade, each child took turns in bringing in a treat for the day. Don't remember it occurring after first grade.