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Ancient Egyptians Were Jokesters
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| 6-2-2004
| Jennifer Viegas
Posted on 06/03/2004 2:48:31 PM PDT by blam
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To: blam
I've always been a fan of Nefertiti jokes.
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posted on
06/03/2004 3:14:32 PM PDT
by
PJ-Comix
(Saddam Hussein was only 537 Florida votes away from still being in power)
To: blam
The Pharoah ruled Egypt. His wife was the Pharina and their son was the Pharie.
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posted on
06/03/2004 3:16:00 PM PDT
by
PJ-Comix
(Saddam Hussein was only 537 Florida votes away from still being in power)
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To: blam
The ancient Egyptians believed that anytime a baby smiled or laughed for no reason, Bes was in the room making faces. 
He'd crack me up!
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posted on
06/03/2004 3:16:41 PM PDT
by
facedown
(Armed in the Heartland)
To: blam
Bob Sagat starring in "Egypt's Funniest Home Papyrus".
Please choose the winning papyrus from "hammer falling on head", "ducks pecking at someone's buttocks" and "baboons playing instruments".
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posted on
06/03/2004 3:20:52 PM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(Teach a Democrat to fish and he will curse you for not just giving him the fish.)
To: facedown
"He'd crack me up!" It almost looks Mayan.
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posted on
06/03/2004 3:23:47 PM PDT
by
blam
To: PJ-Comix; L.N. Smithee
I've always been a fan of Nefertiti jokes Decomposing mummy jokes still get a laugh.
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posted on
06/03/2004 3:25:22 PM PDT
by
Shermy
(Stirring the pot...)
To: blam
This cannot be. Just as homosexual activity is a totally new and modern invention, it is a well-established fact that ancient peoples had absolutely no sense of humor.
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posted on
06/03/2004 3:26:07 PM PDT
by
r9etb
To: blam
He said, "(The images show) ducks pecking at someone's buttocks, baboons and cats out of control, animals riding on top of other unlikely animals, baboons playing instruments, and animals drinking and dining." Sounds like there was a Gary 'Ramses' Larson...
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posted on
06/03/2004 3:31:47 PM PDT
by
in the Arena
("rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm.” ~ Orwell)
To: blam
It almost looks Mayan. He does kinda.
He always has cow-like ears (Hathor?) and a flattened nose.
Nobody knows where he "came" from and he wasn't a "real" god to the elites.
He is referred to as a "household deity" because all the regular folks liked him.
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posted on
06/03/2004 3:41:43 PM PDT
by
facedown
(Armed in the Heartland)
To: blam
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posted on
06/03/2004 3:44:34 PM PDT
by
Fiddlstix
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To: blam; tubebender; glock rocks; WestCoastGal; NormsRevenge
"(The images show) ducks pecking at someone's buttocks" "Paging Dr. Tubebender...Dr. Tubebender Your presence is required please.
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posted on
06/03/2004 3:53:55 PM PDT
by
ChefKeith
(NASCAR...everything else is just a game!(Except War))
To: blam
I'd like to know more about Nefertata - Nefertiti's little-known sister.
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posted on
06/03/2004 4:01:44 PM PDT
by
searchandrecovery
(Socialist America - diseased and dysfunctional.)
To: searchandrecovery
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posted on
06/03/2004 4:17:29 PM PDT
by
blam
To: searchandrecovery
Or Nefertutu, famous egyptian dancer?
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posted on
06/03/2004 4:18:28 PM PDT
by
Drammach
(Freedom.... not just a job, ... It's An Adventure!!!)
To: blam
"Olympia! Olympia!".
"Osiris, what has happened to your nose?"
"I've just returned from ROME!"
Let's see, Antilope freeway north or Gomorrah Expressway
South Hmmmmm. thirty six holes under ground parking, if
you lived here you'd be home now.....Time,Temperature or
climate control,mmmm Tibetan wilderness? nno, Ah,
LAND OF THE PHAROHS! click look! look! the pyramid is opening up! Which one? Which one?
The one with the ever widening hole in it!
Oh look the sun is going down.
No no my boy the horizon is moving up.
Let's stand him on his head!
Wha???/
NOW IT'S MORNING!.....
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posted on
06/03/2004 4:28:21 PM PDT
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: Drammach
LOL - or Nefertoto, famous Egyptian dog known for being a tornado magnet.
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posted on
06/03/2004 5:28:27 PM PDT
by
searchandrecovery
(Socialist America - diseased and dysfunctional.)
To: Fintan
To: tet68
Note to self (todo): hook up record player and play some records haven't heard for far too long a time. Nice transcription.
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posted on
06/03/2004 5:48:56 PM PDT
by
searchandrecovery
(Socialist America - diseased and dysfunctional.)
To: Drammach
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posted on
06/03/2004 5:57:23 PM PDT
by
blam
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