Mystery Hand Falls From Sky

...when he felt a sneeze coming on, and the rest is history.

I had almost the same thought.

In my scenerio, it was still Ted Kennedy and Barney Frank, but Teddy never ate the hand, and instead of a sneeze, old Teddy Farted...

Does anyone else hate the Office Depot "gimme a hand" ads besides me?

I think that they should show that stupid ALARMING hand that POPS out of a delivery BOX and POINTS in WEIRD directions alarmingly....

SMACKING some tight-skirt, ugly Officettes,

um , sorry, I mean, SECRETARIES:

in THA BUTT...

Then, (with funny music)...grabbin some Male jakbags in the CROTCH (loudly)

Ha ha

HA HA HA HA ha ha

Talk to tha HAAAAAAAAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ha HA Sexual harrassment and party humor in one ad.

BRILLIANT!!!

Judgemental, huh?

Ever heard of humor????

Hey, if you had to put up with the crap I had to put up with in the office this week, you'd want to smackdown 33,000 people too.

Git to know me before you spit in my face, OK????????

Actually, I'll be straightforward on this...if only to spark a discussion of skanks in the workplace.

We had a girl, no, not a girl, this chick is 35 years old....get on top of a stepladder to get some supplies off the top shelf. Only problem was she had on a miniskirt and no undies!!!! IIIIICCCCKKKKKK!!! At least Britney Spears has the decency to wear a thong!

Anyway, the department next to us is mostly 25 year old single men. This chikkie is married (and tells everyone that she is a devoutly religious Mormon (HUH??? I thought of all people they would wear underwear). I swear she got up on the stepladder to show off her, um, assets.

ICK

Won't go into detail further, but it was friggin' GROSS.....

Wonder why I'm looking for another job? Preferably NOT at corporate?

It's a wonder more people don't get injured, etc by coworkers.

They say you're more likely to be injured by your boyfriend/husband etc. At least if you're in a relationship, that's your decision, and you can end it or stay or walk away whenever you like. Your call, your fault if something bad happens.

Work is different. You don't choose your coworkers, they are picked for you by that fat grey haired a$$bag in HR in the overly tight blue suit in the front office.

Everyone talks behind her back, but, oh, don't let any of that get back to her or "We're all gonna git fired!"

Co-workers....you usually hate them, at least I always have. The Busybody who asks personal questions. The Thief who takes your lunch out of the fridge. The Fatass who is always in your way. The Dumbass who doesn't know how to do anything, and pesters you for directions ALL DAY. The Skank who tells you every detail of how she got knocked up three years ago at a New Year's Party....

The Office is the place where you meet the people you can't stand.....and makes you want to pretend to be RICK JAMES and go on the Chappelle Show..... =;>

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