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To: presidio9; Constitution Day; Tijeras_Slim; martin_fierro; Owl_Eagle; Dead Dog; sathers; Cooter; ...
Well NATURALLY there'll be a ping here! :^)

PING to the newly-created REPUBLICAN PARTY REPTILE ping list, named after our spiritual founder, P.J. O'Rourke. What is the Republican Party Reptile? It is a creature of the eighties. It’s neoconservatism with its pants down around its ankles, the Rehnquist Supreme Court on drugs, a disco Hobbes living without shame or federally mandated safety regulations. The Republican Party Reptile supports a strong defense policy, but sees no reason to conduct it while sober. The RPR believes in minimum government interference in private affairs—unless the government brings over extra girls and some ice. In short, the RPR is the new label that our political spectrum has been crying out for—the conservative with a sense of humor and a healthy dose of depravity.

To be added or subtracted, just ask. :o)

3 posted on 05/25/2004 6:18:49 PM PDT by TheBigB (Jaime Pressly: proof that God does indeed exist.)
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Thought you party reptiles would enjoy this story on P.J. from a few years back: Finding P.J.
72 posted on 05/26/2004 12:29:54 AM PDT by drew (fear of a liberal planet)
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Please add me to your PING list ...

They don't get much more reptilian than I ...

74 posted on 05/26/2004 5:28:05 AM PDT by BlueLancer (Der Elite Møøsënspåånkængrüppen ØberKømmändø (EMØØK))
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Damn. Shows how alcohol and sex have ruined me, I suppose - please add me to the ping list.


80 posted on 05/26/2004 7:10:48 AM PDT by m1911
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To: TheBigB

I went to the same HS as PJ (albeit long after he'd left) Please add me to the ping list.


84 posted on 05/26/2004 7:24:28 AM PDT by Skip Ripley
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Please add me to the list. Thanks.


95 posted on 05/27/2004 9:52:58 AM PDT by itsamelman ("Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement." -- R. Reagan)
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While you're doing all this add'n, please include me. I hate to be left out.

Al

left = omitted, not "left" as in left wing


98 posted on 05/27/2004 10:11:37 AM PDT by UpToHere
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OK, I'd like to join.


103 posted on 05/31/2004 12:57:56 AM PDT by risk
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