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Fan Calls It the Worst Concert Ever (Songstress Jewel Totally Loses It On Stage In NH!)
Exeter News ^ | 5/24/04 | Patrick Cronin

Posted on 05/24/2004 1:40:03 PM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

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1 posted on 05/24/2004 1:40:05 PM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
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She might have to go back to living in a van by the river.


2 posted on 05/24/2004 1:41:21 PM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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"Dion said Jewel came out for an encore, but instead of singing one of her hit songs, she yodeled for a minute and then left the stage. "


Blahahahahah


3 posted on 05/24/2004 1:42:58 PM PDT by Monty22
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I remember a funny article in one of the guitar magazines a few years ago, about the most-played songs in music stores when people try guitars. Of course "Smoke On The Water" and "Stairway To Heaven" were up there...but one store owner said he shuddered every time a female asked to see a blue acoustic guitar, because he knew she would start playing a Jewel song, usually very badly.
4 posted on 05/24/2004 1:44:57 PM PDT by GodBlessRonaldReagan (Count Petofi will not be denied!)
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Witnesses said Jewel went on a tirade of insults from poking fun at fat people to others with no teeth. At one point, she asked the audience to yell requests and then told them to "shut the hell up."

"Hey... waaaaaiiiiiit a minute here, Marge! That ain't Jewel up on stage, there... it's Don Rickles, in a DRESS -- !" :)

5 posted on 05/24/2004 1:45:31 PM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle (I feel more and more like a revolted Charlton Heston, witnessing ape society for the very first time)
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6 posted on 05/24/2004 1:47:06 PM PDT by theFIRMbss
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I'll ask. Who is Jewel?


7 posted on 05/24/2004 1:47:35 PM PDT by AppyPappy (If You're Not A Part Of The Solution, There's Good Money To Be Made In Prolonging The Problem.)
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She told everyone to stop looking at her teeth and look at her breasts.

Sage advice, from snaggletooth.

8 posted on 05/24/2004 1:48:06 PM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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People who saw the first [Jewel performance] [...] said it was a "rocking show."

What, she ditched her material and did Stones and Who covers?

9 posted on 05/24/2004 1:48:20 PM PDT by Know your rights (The modern enlightened liberal doesn't care what you believe as long as you don't really believe it.)
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What are they complaining about? I would have paid extra to see that freakshow.


10 posted on 05/24/2004 1:48:34 PM PDT by el_chupacabra (I'm glad you were born.)
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Sounds like "a moment of clarity," as they say, rather than a breakdown...


11 posted on 05/24/2004 1:48:56 PM PDT by oblomov
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She might have to go back to living in a van by the river.

Eating government-surplus cheese, no doubt (c8

12 posted on 05/24/2004 1:49:46 PM PDT by Poohbah (Four thousand throats may be cut in a single night by a running man -- Kahless the Unforgettable)
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Sounds like she took some "recreational" drugs between the two performances.


13 posted on 05/24/2004 1:49:48 PM PDT by SpyGuy
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To: dead
Sage advice, from snaggletooth.



Heavens to murgatroyd!
14 posted on 05/24/2004 1:50:45 PM PDT by GodBlessRonaldReagan (Count Petofi will not be denied!)
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"Hey... waaaaaiiiiiit a minute here, Marge! That ain't Jewel up on stage, there... it's Don Rickles, in a DRESS -- !" :)

hahaha.. I was thnking the same thing when I read this article. Gotta love the Simpsons.


15 posted on 05/24/2004 1:52:03 PM PDT by Trillian
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She can come over to my place and insult me all she wants if she looks like this while doing it:


16 posted on 05/24/2004 1:53:34 PM PDT by Behind Liberal Lines
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Worst. Concert. Ever.

17 posted on 05/24/2004 1:54:49 PM PDT by johnfrink
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Jewel 'salutes' her fans.

18 posted on 05/24/2004 1:54:49 PM PDT by evets (God bless president George W. Bush)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

No wonder Ty Murray dumped her.


19 posted on 05/24/2004 1:56:08 PM PDT by sinkspur (Adopt a dog or a cat from an animal shelter! It will save one life, and may save two.)
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nice glove


20 posted on 05/24/2004 1:56:09 PM PDT by al baby (Hope I don't get into trouble for this)
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