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Fan Calls It the Worst Concert Ever (Songstress Jewel Totally Loses It On Stage In NH!)
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| 5/24/04
| Patrick Cronin
Posted on 05/24/2004 1:40:03 PM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
She might have to go back to living in a van by the river.
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posted on
05/24/2004 1:41:21 PM PDT
by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
"Dion said Jewel came out for an encore, but instead of singing one of her hit songs, she yodeled for a minute and then left the stage. "
Blahahahahah
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posted on
05/24/2004 1:42:58 PM PDT
by
Monty22
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
I remember a funny article in one of the guitar magazines a few years ago, about the most-played songs in music stores when people try guitars. Of course "Smoke On The Water" and "Stairway To Heaven" were up there...but one store owner said he shuddered every time a female asked to see a blue acoustic guitar, because he knew she would start playing a Jewel song, usually very badly.
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Witnesses said Jewel went on a tirade of insults from poking fun at fat people to others with no teeth. At one point, she asked the audience to yell requests and then told them to "shut the hell up." "Hey... waaaaaiiiiiit a minute here, Marge! That ain't Jewel up on stage, there... it's Don Rickles, in a DRESS -- !" :)
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posted on
05/24/2004 1:45:31 PM PDT
by
KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
(I feel more and more like a revolted Charlton Heston, witnessing ape society for the very first time)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
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posted on
05/24/2004 1:47:35 PM PDT
by
AppyPappy
(If You're Not A Part Of The Solution, There's Good Money To Be Made In Prolonging The Problem.)
To: GodBlessRonaldReagan
She told everyone to stop looking at her teeth and look at her breasts.
Sage advice, from snaggletooth.
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posted on
05/24/2004 1:48:06 PM PDT
by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
People who saw the first [Jewel performance] [...] said it was a "rocking show." What, she ditched her material and did Stones and Who covers?
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posted on
05/24/2004 1:48:20 PM PDT
by
Know your rights
(The modern enlightened liberal doesn't care what you believe as long as you don't really believe it.)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
What are they complaining about? I would have paid extra to see that freakshow.
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posted on
05/24/2004 1:48:34 PM PDT
by
el_chupacabra
(I'm glad you were born.)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Sounds like "a moment of clarity," as they say, rather than a breakdown...
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posted on
05/24/2004 1:48:56 PM PDT
by
oblomov
To: dead; hchutch
She might have to go back to living in a van by the river.Eating government-surplus cheese, no doubt (c8
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posted on
05/24/2004 1:49:46 PM PDT
by
Poohbah
(Four thousand throats may be cut in a single night by a running man -- Kahless the Unforgettable)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Sounds like she took some "recreational" drugs between the two performances.
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posted on
05/24/2004 1:49:48 PM PDT
by
SpyGuy
To: dead
Sage advice, from snaggletooth.
Heavens to murgatroyd!
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
"Hey... waaaaaiiiiiit a minute here, Marge! That ain't Jewel up on stage, there... it's Don Rickles, in a DRESS -- !" :)
hahaha.. I was thnking the same thing when I read this article. Gotta love the Simpsons.
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posted on
05/24/2004 1:52:03 PM PDT
by
Trillian
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
She can come over to my place and insult me all she wants if she looks like this while doing it:
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Worst. Concert. Ever.
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Jewel 'salutes' her fans.
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posted on
05/24/2004 1:54:49 PM PDT
by
evets
(God bless president George W. Bush)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
No wonder Ty Murray dumped her.
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posted on
05/24/2004 1:56:08 PM PDT
by
sinkspur
(Adopt a dog or a cat from an animal shelter! It will save one life, and may save two.)
To: Behind Liberal Lines
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posted on
05/24/2004 1:56:09 PM PDT
by
al baby
(Hope I don't get into trouble for this)
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