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Woman finds mouse in vegetable soup
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| May 10 2004
| By Peter Dujardin
Posted on 05/10/2004 4:23:04 PM PDT by mylife
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Aint Crapper Barrel the greatest?
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posted on
05/10/2004 4:23:04 PM PDT
by
mylife
To: mylife
Hey, mouse is a vegetable now!
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posted on
05/10/2004 4:24:33 PM PDT
by
thoughtomator
(yesterday Kabul, today Baghdad, tomorrow Damascus)
To: mylife
That's a Mother's Day she'll never forget.
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posted on
05/10/2004 4:25:19 PM PDT
by
pax_et_bonum
(Always finish what you st)
To: mylife
Was she charged extra?
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posted on
05/10/2004 4:26:05 PM PDT
by
Argus
To: mylife
That's BAD.
The vegetarian diners will probably sue.
To: thoughtomator
Where's PETA when she needs them?
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posted on
05/10/2004 4:26:24 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
To: pax_et_bonum
Ah, you got meat in soup? You pay more! Chop chop!
Oh, wait, Cracker Barrel isn't oriental...
To: mylife
Sadly, there was a day when this might have been funny, the diner would have laughed it off , accepted a refund and perhaps felt a little bit nauseous but perhaps eventually get up nerve to eat there. All involved would have tried to figure out how the mouse got there and tried to prevent it from future happenings. We all know in this day and age she just got the golden ticket-if indeed she can prove the mouse was there not by her own doing. And of course let's not forget the lawyer who will be rewarded for her "pain and suffering."
To: mylife
Preferable to finding a moose in your soup!
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posted on
05/10/2004 4:30:49 PM PDT
by
verity
To: mylife
Almost as bad as having that conscience of humanity, the Rev. Jesse Jackson, spit in it.
To: mylife
Well, then I guess it wasn't REALLY vegetable soup after all, now was it?
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posted on
05/10/2004 4:34:42 PM PDT
by
Nik Naym
To: O.C. - Old Cracker
Ping.
To: mylife
I don't thinl their business will be too good this summer
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posted on
05/10/2004 4:37:48 PM PDT
by
paul51
To: mylife
PATRON: Um, waiter... what is this mouse doing in my soup?
WAITER: Hmmm. It looks like zee backstroke!
[rimshot]
To: mylife
Where are the jokes like - Waiter, what's that mouse doing in my soup?
The backstroke.
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posted on
05/10/2004 4:39:44 PM PDT
by
mombonn
To: mylife
Coming next - Tofu Mice, for the veggy crowd.
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posted on
05/10/2004 4:40:22 PM PDT
by
headsonpikes
(Spirit of '76 bttt!)
To: mombonn
Post 14
To: Notasoccermom
We all know in this day and age she just got the golden ticket-if indeed she can prove the mouse was there not by her own doing. And of course let's not forget the lawyer who will be rewarded for her "pain and suffering." The only question now is how many millions will she sue for. We could make a pool on it.
To: mylife
"Anybody would be shocked by it." My cat brought home a vole, kind of mouse-sized wild creature, and laid it at my feet. The vole was merely stunned and after a while got up and wandered off under the desk. The cat watched from a distance to see what I would do. The next morning the vole was found drowned in the cat's water bowl. The cat was sitting staring disgustedly at the water bowl and gave me a look like it was my fault.
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posted on
05/10/2004 4:42:08 PM PDT
by
RightWhale
(Destroy the dark; restore the light)
To: mylife
Was the mouse fresh and succulent, or tough and stringy? A Michelin star could be at risk.
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posted on
05/10/2004 4:45:06 PM PDT
by
Petronski
(John Kerry's shabby lies make me very cranky.)
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