[Bismarck]

Play Venga Boys!

[per loin]

Truces with the enemy are a waste of time, and a danger to our troops. Better to wipe out all those who carry arms against us.

[jnarcus]

I was hoping for a rerun of Reno's seige at Waco...after all we may as well treat the Iraqis as well as we treat our own

[dead]

My new favorite badass song of all-time is "Agile, Mobile and Hostile" by Andre Williams.

He was a B-list blues singer with a couple of minor hits in the 50's. Then he became a crack addict and a drunk who lived on the streets for decades. He's cleaned up and making music with underground all-star garage band musicians. His music sounds like Screamin' Jay Hawkins singing with The Cramps in hell.

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B0000061Z1/qid=1082162862/sr=8-2/ref=pd_ka_2/102-6328669-0218558?v=glance&s=music&n=507846

That song would smack the rags right off their heads.

[NotJustAnotherPrettyFace]

How about the music from "Porky's"?

[KevinDavis]

I wonder if they take requests???

[dalebert]

Iraqi and foreign terrorists are cowards. Our guys are trying to engage the enemy and the enemy hides. Thought they all wanted their 40 virgins.

[chuknospam]

Man, it would be nice to email in requests!

[adaven]

May I recommend:

Band: Storm Troopers of Death (circa 1980something)
Title: F*** The Middle East:

F*** the middle east
There's too many problems
They just get in the way
We sure could live without them
They hijack our planes
They raise our oil prices
We'll kill them all and have a ball
And end their fu**in' crisis
BEIRUT, LEBANON-Won't exist once we're done
LIBYA, IRAN-We'll flush the bastards down the can
SYRIANS and SHIITES-Crush their faces with our might
Then Israel and Egypt can live in peace without these di**s

[LowOiL]

U.S. troops blast AC/DC's "Hell's Bells"

The only nerves that would get on would be mine. I truely hate that song with a passion. All I can think of is one of their band members choking to death on their own vomit.

[Revolting cat!]

This war coulda been over a long time ago if they only had thought of playing this classic:

[pointsal]

When are they going to make an aerial application of pig-poop on the town? Now that should bring'm to their senses.

How about hanging pig's ears from the light posts?

[MJY1288]

If they really want to piss off the Muslim insurgents, they should put a drive-in movie screen on the tallest structure in Fallujah and display Porno movies 24 and 7 and every once in a while display a news crawler at the top of the screen that questions their manhood

[socal_parrot]

The US military blasted Noriega with Nugent's "Stranglehold" in Panama and used it again during the first Gulf war. Always stick with what works.


"Here I come again now baby!"

[Libertina]

They need to bring in that Karaoke loser from American Idol :)

[NRA2BFree]

LOL! You've gotta love our soldiers! God Bless and protect them all. ;-)

[zeaal]

Maybe it has been suggested ... but the faithful stand-by to send any adult into running in circles crying is the BARNEY song ... I love you, you love me ....

[Liberal Classic]

I'm Henry the eighth, I am
Henry the eighth, I am, I am
I got married to the widow next door
She's been married seven times before
And every one was an Henry - Henry
She wouldn't have a Willy or a Sam - no Sam
I'm her eighth old man, I'm Henry
Henry the eighth, I am

Second verse, same as the first

[sneakers]

Bump!