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J.Lo-Butt Implants Explode!
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| Tuesday April 13, 2004
Posted on 04/16/2004 9:33:51 AM PDT by michigander
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To: michigander
You can't make stuff like this up!
Qwinn
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posted on
04/16/2004 9:35:27 AM PDT
by
Qwinn
To: michigander
Words fail me. We ARE in the Apocalypse.
To: michigander
oh now ain't that downright sh!tty? I mean they ought to get to the bottom of this right quick before it blows up in their faces.
that would create a real stiink if ya ask me.
all we need now is a moose...
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posted on
04/16/2004 9:36:07 AM PDT
by
camle
(keep your mind open and somebody will fill it with something for you))
To: michigander
She signs up for self-mutilation and then complains when she ends up mutilated. Uh, yeah.
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posted on
04/16/2004 9:36:46 AM PDT
by
Petronski
(I'm not always cranky.)
To: michigander; Constitution Day; martin_fierro; Lazamataz; mhking
ROTFL
Pinging a group who'll get a kick out of this...
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posted on
04/16/2004 9:36:50 AM PDT
by
TheBigB
("If my deepest, darkest despair had choreography -- *this* would be it." -Tom Servo)
To: michigander
I guess working out would have been too much trouble.
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posted on
04/16/2004 9:37:01 AM PDT
by
xrp
To: michigander
her attempt to collect $17.5 million for medical expensesBooty booty.
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posted on
04/16/2004 9:37:12 AM PDT
by
Tijeras_Slim
(From each according to his inability, to each according to his misdeeds - DNC Motto)
To: TheBigB
She could have my azz. It's one size too big.
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posted on
04/16/2004 9:39:41 AM PDT
by
cyborg
(Frakenfreude Radio... look out belowwwwwwwwwww!)
To: michigander
The stupidity of some people is beyond explanation.
To: michigander
1. I can't blame her for wanting J-Lo's backside either, but I want it to remain on J-Lo.
2. There are exercises that can be done to enhance gluteal roundness, maybe she should have considered that.
3. Thank you for posting a thread that gives me an excuse to contemplate J-Lo's derriere.
4. Yes, I'm pitiful.
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posted on
04/16/2004 9:40:04 AM PDT
by
walford
(http://utopia-unmasked.us)
To: michigander
Gives new meaning to a can of whoop-ass.
12
posted on
04/16/2004 9:40:04 AM PDT
by
b4its2late
(Hard work never killed anyone, but why chance it?)
To: michigander
Just DAMN!My co-workers are wondering why I'm laughing so hard...
Show 'em my motto!
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posted on
04/16/2004 9:40:06 AM PDT
by
rdb3
(Diamond in the back, sunroof top, diggin' the scene with a gangsta lean...)
To: michigander
I can't sit for more than 20 minutes at a time before my backside gets numb
I strongly suspect that some parts of this individual are numb at all times
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posted on
04/16/2004 9:40:33 AM PDT
by
Not now, Not ever!
(john F'n kerry reminds me of a horse, I'm just not sure which end.)
To: mhking
*
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posted on
04/16/2004 9:41:35 AM PDT
by
rdb3
(Diamond in the back, sunroof top, diggin' the scene with a gangsta lean...)
To: michigander
"but because of tissue loss her behind is even smaller and flatter than before the surgery."
She lost her A.. on this deal.
The lesson: If you cant have the booty you love, love the booty you have.
To: Qwinn
Man, I would have gladly given up some of my ass fat to her for free.
17
posted on
04/16/2004 9:41:47 AM PDT
by
mlbford2
To: michigander
Uh, oh!
18
posted on
04/16/2004 9:42:48 AM PDT
by
Revolting cat!
("In the end, nothing explains anything!")
To: Qwinn; michigander
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posted on
04/16/2004 9:43:06 AM PDT
by
uglybiker
(Too much horsepower is just enough. -- Carrol Shelby)
To: michigander
"She told me they had just put in the implants, when one of the surgeons -- she's not sure which one, but she knows what he said -- started saying, 'Well, if she wants J.Lo's butt, let's give it to her.' And they pumped more air into the implants. Then another one said, 'Come on, that's nothing, let's go for it.' And they just kept pushing the limit until it all just exploded." SHE'S GONNA BLOW!!!
FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!
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posted on
04/16/2004 9:43:14 AM PDT
by
wingster
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