Posted on 04/02/2004 3:45:01 PM PST by LonePalm
I am actually prouder of Both Sides Now, Ghost Writers in Disguise, The Times it Ain't a Changing, and Rogaine.
OK, well maybe not Rogaine but I had alot of fun with that one. I wrote much of it during a sermon one Sunday in church. I'm sure the minister was wondering why I was chuckling so much.
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
Here's some free advice. Copyright it. Copyright it immediately. Even see if you can have the Admin Mods amend the post to include the Cosmic 'C' ( © ) so somebody doesn't lift it from this forum and rip you off.
Then send it to Bob Rivers (of "Walking 'Round in Women's Underwear" fame). He'd definitely buy this and record it. Make yourself some bookoo dollars.
Some fellas look at the eyes
Some fellas look at the nose
Some fellas look at the size
Some fellas look at the clothes
I don't care if her eyes are red
I don't care if her nose is long
I don't care if she's underfed
I don't care if her clothes are worn
First I look at the purse!
Some fellas like the smiles they wear
Some fellas like the legs that's all
Some fellas like the style of their hair
Want their waist to be small.
I don't care if their legs are thin
I don't care if their teeth are big
I don't care if their hair's a wig
Why waste time lookin' at the waistline?
First I look at the purse!
A woman can be fat as can be,
kisses sweet as honey
But that don't mean a thing to me
If you ain't got no money
If the purse is fat....that's where it's at.
Some fellas like the way they walk
The way they swing and sway
Some fellas like the way they talk
Dig the things they say.
I don't care if they wobble like a...
or talk with a lisp
I still think I'm a good lover
if the dollar bills are crisp
First I look at the purse!
First I look at the purse!
First I look at the purse!
First I look at the purse!
I don't care if you got yourself a wrap
all I want is your pretty green cash
Bought me a suit, bought me a car
Want me to look like a hollywood star
Money, (Money!) I want money (Money!)
Baby, ain't no "why", baby
Moneeeeeeeeeeeeee!
I need money!
First I look at the purse!
First I look at the purse!
First I look at the purse!
First I look at the purse!
Hilarious! Send it on Freepers!
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That was excellent. I sang it to the chords on the guitar. I was laughing as I sang, one of best things one can ever do.
Great Job.
For those with guitar or piano, the song chords are A2-Em-G-D.
5.56mm
An oldie, but goodie.
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