[MNJohnnie]

Hewitt hits a grand slam AGAIN. What a brillent article.

[Porterville]

Here are a few:

[RonDog]

Some might argue that Major Charles Emerson Winchester III is really a better match for Kerry, especially given Winchester's ponderous accent and attention to breeding...

From davidogdenstiers.com:

[RonDog]

First, the small box people. John Kerry is M*A*S*H's Major Frank Burns, returned to bluster and badger and arrogantly attempt to command his betters. To those below him, Burns was a constant pain. To those above, he was obsequious in the extreme. Towards his tentmates--whom he could not believe were his equals--he was always condescending, the perfect combination of insecurity and inflated self-esteem...

From CNN.com:

[Larry] Linville played high-strung
Major Frank Burns
on "M*A*S*H" for five seasons

[Lost Highway]

[bholaway]

[onedoug]

Now see heah, Blitherington.

[ErnBatavia]

[DBarkley]

The character Ted Baxter (played by Ted Knight) of the old Mary Tyler Moore Show is also a dead-ringer for Kerry, personality-wise. Just picture it: If Ted Baxter were to read Kerry's speeches nobody would be able to tell the difference!

For an image of Ted Baxter, try the following links:
http://www.qksrv.net/click-456925-2202639
http://www.tvlinksonline.com/photopost/showphoto.php?photo=5786&password=&sort=2&cat=725&page=1

[Darlin']

"Doesn't He Remind You Of .. Finding John Kerry's archetype on television and in books "

Ya mean other than a cadaver ?
Why, Al Gore, of course. The desperate, say anything, do any ol foolish thing to be elected Al Gore. Every day or so Gore trotted out a new version. He tried everything from saying he and Tipper were the models for Love Story then he was the Alpha Male earth tone Gore, the preacherman Gore, the lockbox, Dingle-Norwood robotic Gore, the hanging chad Gore. Gag. Kerry is exactly the same kind of boring, supercilious, pontificating jackass.

[joonbug]

He looks like he has Marfan's Syndrome.

[ovrtaxt]

[ovrtaxt]

Remember Guy Smiley?

[Friend of thunder]

He does want

To serve man

[AmericanVictory]

We say again, he seems like a living embodiment of Melville's send-up of Emerson in "The Confidence Man," as his party tries to take us down the river in a showboat full of show biz charlatans.

[don-o]

Eddie Haskell; Wally's friend on Leaxe it to Beaver.

Always ultra polite, correct and smarmy to Ward and June; but when the adults were absent, he transforms into a schemer who delights in playing the angles and downing the Beaver.

And bottomn line, a self obsessed, delusional loser.