Bad Timing as Kerry Slips Out of Picture

NYTIMES ^ | 04/01/04 | ADAM NAGOURNEY and JODI WILGOREN

[Howlin]

Guess what day the 9-11 Commission report is due out?

[goldstategop]

Excitement? What excitement? Rush received his first pro-Kerry, err pro-Seinfeld liberal caller after months of ABB callers. On Tuesday that was a FIRST. No one likes this guy and I don't see people working their butts off for someone who doesn't inspire them. Say what you like about Seinfeld, but one thing's clear: he ain't a people person.

[Howlin]

When he comes out and "flubs it" by yet another long, boring, incoherent answer

Watching him last night on MTV, he really IS a colossal bore, isn't he?

Every word is so esoterically measured, he makes NO sense at all.

[HHFi]

He was riding a wave of excitement perfectly, until his %&*#! personality got in his way and made him fall!!

[Howlin]

I actually listened and watched one of his speeches this week, waiting to hear what HIS plan/plans were; it never happened.

It's all about what Bush has or has not done.

He will say "We won't leave senior citizens out in the cold with high RX drug bills."

And then it's like *Crickets*

Nada.

[onyx]

Nite Tex.
I've conquered my insomnia tonight.
You're on your own. :)

[Texasforever]

Good night.

[goldstategop]

Seinfeld by definition is the antithesis of an attractive candidate. Not just in the looks department, where he looks like a cadaver ready to fall back into his coffin. He has all the personality of a dead horse. Neither factor is fatal in and of itself but bring them together and you've got all the makings of a guy who know one would consider a viable political candidate. The more you think about it, its amazing the Democrats nominated him and they're stuck with someone who doesn't get people fired up. He'll receive all the votes a Democrat can get and he'll probably receive fewer votes than a more likeable Democratic candidate would have. The Democrats really wanted Howard Dean, but they ditched him cause he would have identified their product (which is unsaleable) all too clearly for the American people. So they found themselves stuck with Seinfeld, the safe candidate.

[230FMJ]

He's not dead, he's just resting. Beautiful plumage, eh?

[goldstategop]

If he were absent like a cadaver, I wonder if the Democrats would still be excited (or is that "concerned") about his lack of a presence on the campaign trail.

[#3Fan]

A picture of Kerry in his spidey hole. lol

[goldensky]

It looks more and more likely Kerry is once again seriously ill. He claims to feel pain while picking up a baby, but was photograped picking up a snowboard and smiling during his vacation. That doesn't sound right. Plus the constant cough and the fact he looks like hell.

[goldstategop]

Baron John F. Munchausen hurries to the Doctor again for an imagined affliction. Film at 11.

[tiki]

That was going to be my question, thanks for the answer.

[texasflower]

I'm like, does he think he gets time off if he's president?

I have never paid attention to him until this campaign, but he seems to be a pretty dim bulb.

Is this guy "supposed" to be smart? He sure seems clueless. Really clueless.

[rock58seg]

If you have to explain it that much, an analogy to Seinfeld is probably not that good. To obscure really.

[txzman]

"We learned in the primary that we are going to run a race on our own terms and on our own schedule and carry out the plan that we put together," Ms. Cahill said. "You're watching it executed in front of you.

Damn, things are looking good early!

[Just mythoughts]

These liberal liars and crooks had to get JFKerry out of town during Clarke's week presented by "The Commission".

[SamAdams76]

The more I read in that article the more I realize that Kerry is a lazy PoS! Never in sessions to vote. Never worked a day to earn the fortune that's now keeping him! Days off, ski vacations, etc.

Being the gigolo that he is, why sweat it? If he blows the election, he's still guaranteed luxurious ski trips to Idaho anytime he wants. And he can experience all the rap music he wants. With Teresa's generous allowance, he can hire Snoop Doggy Dogg and Jay-Z to play private concerts at any of his wife's mansions.

[Cincinatus' Wife]

I guess the Left thinks it's best to keep Kerry out of sight as much as possible. What excuses will they use next for his absence?