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LAUGH BREAK Kerry vows to name salmon czar (no, it's not a joke)
The Idaho Statesman ^
| Edition Date: 02-22-2004
| Rocky Barker
Posted on 03/31/2004 3:28:21 AM PST by Liz
Edited on 05/07/2004 6:21:45 PM PDT by Jim Robinson.
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To: Ragirl
Next, he'll propose a Caviar Czar! What a dufus.Ketchup on caviar - YUK!
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posted on
03/31/2004 4:00:57 AM PST
by
reg45
To: Mo1
Good point! Tomorrow it will be a different comprehensive plan.
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posted on
03/31/2004 4:03:31 AM PST
by
Fracas
To: Fracas
I had to check to make certain
today was not April 1st.
Kerry has out-pandered every pol I can recall.
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posted on
03/31/2004 4:08:12 AM PST
by
onyx
(Kerry' s a Veteran, but so were Lee Harvey Oswald, Timothy McVeigh and Benedict Arnold.)
To: Cuttnhorse
I think you should apply for the position....then report back to FR.
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posted on
03/31/2004 4:10:28 AM PST
by
Liz
To: reg45
This story makes me dILL.
To: Fracas
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posted on
03/31/2004 4:13:53 AM PST
by
Mo1
(Do you want a president who injects poison into his skull for vanity?)
To: Drango
I love my salmon brushed with combined sake and teriyaki, then done medium-rare in my grill pan over high heat, served with a sauce of miso and grated gingeroot, and steamed asparagus tips on the side.
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posted on
03/31/2004 4:16:01 AM PST
by
Liz
To: Liz
Something tells me that this is funnier to people that don't live in the Northwest.
To: Hillarys Gate Cult
ROTFL......good choice but I think he's still in hiding. LOL.
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posted on
03/31/2004 4:17:24 AM PST
by
Liz
To: Liz
I can see the headlines.
Flipper appoints salmon czar!
Priceless
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posted on
03/31/2004 4:22:11 AM PST
by
tapatio
To: xsmommy; Liz
how discriminatory, what will the TUNA think.... ; )
Sorry, Charlie.
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posted on
03/31/2004 4:24:20 AM PST
by
Constitution Day
(Over 140,000 FReepers, and just about all of us will be going pro in something other than politics.)
To: Constitution Day
i see cabinet level position with separate undersecretaries for each species of fishy....
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posted on
03/31/2004 4:29:59 AM PST
by
xsmommy
To: goldstategop
Kerry wants to put the issue of the salmon and the dams into a lox box.
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posted on
03/31/2004 4:36:32 AM PST
by
veronica
("America will never seek a permission slip to defend the security of our people." GW Bush 1-20-04)
To: wideminded
Hey, it's a fun thread against Kerry. No harm meant to Northwesterners (some of my favorite people) or to salmon (yum yum).
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posted on
03/31/2004 4:36:34 AM PST
by
Liz
To: Liz
There's a joke about the czar-cut of salmon in there somewhere.
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posted on
03/31/2004 4:37:56 AM PST
by
Savage Beast
(Was it "Love Story" that was written about John Kerry? Or was it "Washington Square"?)
To: Liz
Salmon problem? After reading this I'm so fired up I think we must have a Salmon crisis. Yes, it's now a crisis. I'll go back to sleep now.
To: tapatio; Constitution Day
Kerry: "I know there's voters out there somewhere."
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posted on
03/31/2004 4:40:18 AM PST
by
Liz
To: xsmommy
This lets Kerry pander to fisheries and dairy farmers at the same time.
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posted on
03/31/2004 4:42:17 AM PST
by
Liz
To: Liz
This is a joke, right? Right? LOL
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posted on
03/31/2004 4:43:27 AM PST
by
Peach
To: onyx
Kerry knows something about salmon for real. When he was in Vietnam, he commanded a boat, on the water. Water is where salmon live. So don't question his patriotism in appointing a tsalmon tsar!
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