Peres Theory Fails: Palestinian Bombing For Sex - Not Occupation and Poverty

IMRA/Jerusalem Post ^ | 3-24-04 | Margot Dudkevitch

[SJackson]

If you'd like to be on or off this middle east/political ping list, please FR mail me.

I appreciate the black humor which will be forthcoming, but Blowing myself up is the only chance I've got to have sex with 72 virgins in the Garden of Eden, isn't funny. It could be coming to your neighborhood.

[AdamSelene235]

Kid, its kinda hard to have sex when your torso is no longer connected to your lower body.

Most chicks find that to be a major turn off.

[glock rocks]

I've got to have sex with 72 virgins in the Garden of Eden

Oh goodness no, son. You've mistranslated that. It's a 72 year old virgin!

[spyone]

The only hope to be taken by this is the Palestinian terrorists seem to be running short of adult volunteers.

[knak]

send hookers, save Israel?

[Alouette]

"He told us he didn't want to die. He didn't want to blow up," Milrad added.

The boy's brother, Hussam Abdo, said he was mentally slow.

I'd say he's far more intelligent than the average Hamas thug.

[js1138]

The boy's brother, Hussam Abdo, said he was mentally slow.


Imagine my surprise.

[Ronin]

I would really like a comment from CAIR about this, but I am not holding my breath.

A 11 year old kid gets paid to tote a bomb through a checkpoint and when he gets caught they try to explode it...

A mother of two has takes a lover drives who then drives her to her appointment with death so she can atone for her "infidelity"... (wonder why HE didn't have to pay a price for hiding his salami in a married woman)

Now this. A horny 14-year-old, convinced that he is on the way to the ultimate in blow jobs git's caught before his hot date...

Anyone who tries to convince me that there is anything of value to the Muslim religion that needs to be preserved, let alone praised, is in for a very hard sell.

Islam, like Nazism, is a cancer on the human social body and needs to be eradicated before it kills the patient.

[Green Knight]

Really, what's the appeal, here? Sure, there's definitely an appeal to having sex with 72 virgins. But we're talking eternity, here. A feeling of "Been there, done that" will set in LONG before that. Do they really think that 5-10,000 years in the future that they'll STILL be interested in the same harem of 72 women? I doubt it. Seems more like a curse to me, than anything else. Stuck with the same bunch of women til the end of time. Plus there's no guarantee that any of them are hot to begin with. There IS a reason they're still virgins, after all.

[etcetera]

"Stuck with the same bunch of women til the end of time. Plus there's no guarantee that any of them are hot to begin with. There IS a reason they're still virgins, after all."

That's real good reasoning. The Israelis should pick up on that and broadcast it to the Palies to counter the sex appeal of the shahid B.S. being promoted by the radicals.

[GeronL]

and they promised that my mother would get one hundred shekels if I did this," Husam told his captors.

A hundred shekels??

Boy that payment from Saddam ending just encouraged them to send in the younger ones, didn't it??

[GeronL]

the Palestinian terrorists seem to be running short of adult volunteers.

No more checks from Saddam. They're not paying so well these days

[Honestfreedom]

Unfortunately the thugs are smart in a diabolical sense. They get these pathetic losers (woman adultress whose husband and lover agree she should be a suicide bomber) to kill themselves for the glory of the miscreants. They never send their own children, just as Bin Laden and Al Zawahir always seem to get out of tight spaces and leave their followers to take the damage. They may be evil, they may be scumbags, but they are not necessarily stupid.

[Green Knight]

Yeah, for all we know, those virgins look like the female versions of this guy.



Hell, is there even a guarantee that those virgins are FEMALE?!?

[Alouette]

Here's his virgins:

[Attention Surplus Disorder]

Nobody ever told these idiots that all 72 virgins have long white beards.

[RedMonqey]

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[VRW Conspirator]

Aaaaaa-Men, Aaaaaaa-Men, Aaa-aaa-men, Amen, Amen. Kaboom!

[playball0]

Not Islam, but Hamas culture needs some improvement.