Kerry Busted!!

The Rush Limbaugh Show

[pdunkin]

"I think he had cardboard cutouts of world leaders placed at a conference table and looked them in the eye and heard voices."

Now THAT is wildy funny!

[OldFriend]

There was more to this story. Some mention of Elian...belonging with his father but against the way it was facilitated. Again, on both sides of the issue.

Can you find the quotes? I believe it was posted on FR yesterday.

[fella]

Oh come on. He is a demonrat. Everyone expects demonrats to lie, cheap, steal, rape, blackmail, prostitute and even murder to gain office. So this is no big deal.

[olivia3boys]

LOL.

[sweetliberty]

"I still say the best anti-Kerry ads will be compilations of Kerry sound-bites, followed by proof (often in Kerry's own words!) that he was lying."

Sounds like a plan to me. Of course, it probably won't matter much to liberals. They will just be impressed with Kerry's audacity.

Ping!

[gipper81]

Sealed Dean records. Sealed Kerry communist activity records. Unsealed Bush records.

[Cobra64]

I still say the best anti-Kerry ads will be compilations of Kerry sound-bites, followed by proof (often in Kerry's own words!) that he was lying. You can squeeze several of these into one commercial. Probably can come up with a dozen examples without breaking a sweat, put 3 or 4 in each commercial and make a mockery of anything the man has ever said.

I agree. It would not even be a political ad in the traditional sense. It would be Kerry debating/lying to Kerry!

[Siouxz]

Kerry fought in Vietnam? Why hasn't anyone told me about that?

Well, he did, but he really doesn't like to talk about it.

[God luvs America]

funny

[VadeRetro]

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-- John Kerry

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[sweetliberty]

"I think he had cardboard cutouts of world leaders placed at a conference table and looked them in the eye and heard voices."

ROTFL!

[lilylangtree]

Thanks. I fowarded to other people who'll help circulate.

[Frank_Discussion]

Absolutely. 110% Ditto, J'Effin's waaay to out for himself to be the President. I accept that anyone wanting the presidency has to have a very assertive and robust ego, but I swear Kerry trucks his around in a trailer and beeps when he walks backwards. Long may he jackife!

[Blue Scourge]

You could practically make a movie out of all the times Kerry has put or is going to put his foot in his mouth.

[aShepard]

..." Fortunately, bar-talk greatness is gone when you sober up.
..."


LOL! Or when you wake up and look at that thing you picked up last night snoring next to you!

[petitfour]

That was very cruel. :)

[EllaMinnow]

Here's the Miami Herald article about Kerry's Cuba lies:

http://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald/news/state/8181098.htm

[TheSpottedOwl]

Call your media outlets. (never mind, they wont do anything)

Ain't that the truth...

[jmstein7]

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