[GulliverSwift]

Please Howard don't quit! I'll just die from apathy if you do!

[ArmstedFragg]

Stern is threatening to quit anyway if President Bush signs new indecency legislation into law

"Drop your bill or the Stern gets it!"

Didn't I see this bit in Blazing Saddles?

[NYCVirago]

The Howard Stern saga continues. Although Infinity is saying they will stand by their man, Stern is threatening to quit anyway if President Bush signs new indecency legislation into law.

Quit? He said last week that his show would already be pulled off the air by now, due to eeeevil President Bush. Since that hasn't happened, he's trying to save face.

[Ruth A.]

Either he a) is seeking his name in the headlines or b) he is really tired and wants to quit--but with a bang. As for me, they couldn't pull the plug on him fast enough.

[Prince Charles]

While Infinity is insisting that Stern won't be gone anytime soon, he said on the air today he has not ruled out the idea of going to satellite radio.

Awesome! He'll now have to convince his audience of mouth-breathing morons to $hell out big bucks for satellite radio! LOL!

[paul51]

Time for a poll. Who is the biggest cry baby? stern or kerry

[Jorge]

You know I find Howard Stern likable as a person, and I loved his movie...but I have never been able to sit through more than 10 or 15 minutes of any of his shows without getting sick to my stomach. He is so vulgar.

I think those who believe the world is only going down hill and there is no decency should take some comfort in recent events.
It looks like Howard Stern is finally getting his just rewards for the sewage he's spewed all over American for the past decade plus.

The Bible tells us that God is not mocked. Whatever a man sows, that is what he will reap.
Evil might look like it's winning, but Nobody REALLY gets away with anything in the end.

Let's just hope this law catches up with John Kerry before November.

[GeronL]

threatens to quit?? Isn't that more of a promise??

[highlander_UW]

ROFLMOL...this is simply a case of, if they're running you out of town get ahead of the crowd and make it look like you're leading the parade!

[NYCVirago]

If Howard quits, chances are Infinity will sue him for breaking his contract (he still has 2 years left on it, at close to $20 million a year salary.) His real reason for not going to satellite radio is the combination of this contract, and his salary. He'd be lucky to make 1/10 that kind of money on satellite radio. And even if he is willing to take that huge pay cut, like I said, he's got a contract. Infinity fired Opie and Anthony, but they still were not allowed to go anywhere until their contract expired, not even satellite radio. Anyhow, Howard is just blowing smoke here.

[3catsanadog]

Why is he whining? He has a show on the E! channel or VH1 (I forget as I only see it when I'm flipping channels and what I do see each and every time is some blonde with her gigundus mammaries pixeled out and him asking her if she does women - every dam time!).

[Cinnamon Girl]

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.......

[armyboy]

i fail to see where the threat is.

[Not A Snowbird]

We can only hope.

[Dustbunny]

Bye bye Howard.

It is about time they cleaned up radio. Now they need to clean up the cable and satellite broadcasts.

[BigSkyFreeper]

I always hated long good byes.

[SouthernHawk]

LOL!!! Having Stern threaten to quit is like Janet Jackson threatening to put her top back on!

[Wolfie]

I'd feel a lot better about this if I didn't hear a song titled "F**k It" 10 times a day on the local teenybopper radio station.

[TXBSAFH]

The down side to that is?

[conservativecorner]

You mean we won't have Howard doing self sex while holding a picture during his show. Well damn it! (END SARCASIM)

[7.62 x 51mm]

Buh-bye, Sterno puke boy! No one's going to miss your sorry rearend.