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Spiegel (Germany) ^ | 08. März 2004 | Of franc Patalong

[GigaDittos]

It's FReeping, not Freeping, you Spiegel ass. Get it right!!!

And thank you for your interest in American politics.

[King Prout]

the thread has now bekommst full of kranked Beobachters Freepen ge-screamin 'It's Twoo! It's Twoo!' referenst den wierden filmm gekallen Blazink Settles.

SNARF!

dammit, do you know how difficult it is to clean pizza -that has transited sinus cavities- from a computer keyboard???

[King Prout]

re:444
yeah, that's a great one, isn't it?

[GigaDittos]

November 15, 1990
Export Coffee Company
134 West 29th Street
New York, NY USA

Schentlemans:

Die letzte two packages von koffee ve got from you vas mitt ratt schidt
gemischt. Der koffee may be goot enuf, but die ratt durds schbeil der
trade. Ve dit not zee die ratt durds in der samples you sendt to us.

So much time it takes to pick der ratt durds out from der kaffee, yah!
Ve order der klean kaffee undt you schipt schidt mixt mit der kaffee.
It vos a mistake, yah? Ve like you to schipp us der kaffee in vun sack
und der ratt schidt in vun udder sack, und den ve mix it opp to soot der
customer. Pleaze ride iff ve schouldt schipp back der schidt und keep
der kaffee; or keep der schidt und schipp back der kaffee; or schipp
back der hol schitten verks.

Ve vant to do rite in dis madder but ve do not like dis dam ratt schidt
bizness.

Mitt much respekt

Hans Gruber

[Old Professer]

It's almost poetic.

[GigaDittos]

KNICKERS!

Watch it buster, that's a bigot word.

[mollynme]

I think the Euros gesture with 2 fingers - or maybe that's just the British.

[GigaDittos]

Here's the true story of how Germany invented gravity:

INSURANCE FILES CASE HISTORY

Dear Sir:
I am writing in response to your request for additional information. In block number 3 of the accident reporting form, I put "trying to do the job alone" as the cause of my accident. You said in your letter that I should explain more fully, and I trust that the following details will be sufficient. I am a bricklayer by trade. On the date of the accident, I was working alone on the roof of a new six story building. When I completed my work, I discovered that I had about 500 pounds of bricks left over. Rather than carry the bricks down by hand, I decided to lower them in a barrel by using a pulley which fortunately was attached to the side of the building, at the sixth floor. Securing the rope at ground level, I went up to the roof, swung the barrel out, and loaded the brick into it. Then I went back to the ground and untied the rope, holding it tightly to insure a slow descent of the 500 pounds of brick. You will not in block number eleven of the accident report that I weigh 135 pounds. Due to my surprise of being jerked off the ground so suddenly, I lost my presence of mind and forgot to let go of the rope. Needless to say, I proceeded at a rather rapid rate up the side of the building. In the vicinity of the third floor, I met the barrel coming down. This explains the fractured skull and broken collarbone. Slowed only slightly, I continued my rapid ascent, not stoppint until the fingers of my right hand were two knucles deep into the pulley. Fortunately, by this time I had regained by presence of mind and was able to hold tightly to the rope in spite of my pain. At approximately the same time, however, the barrel of bricks hit the gound and the bottom fell out of the barrel. Devoid of the weight of the bricks, the barrel now weighed approximately fifty pounds. I refer you again to my weight in box number eleven. As you might imagine, I began a rapid descent down the side of the building. In the vicinity of the third floor, I met the barrel coming up. This accounts for the two fractured ankles and the lacerations of my legs and lower body. The encounter with the barrel slowed me enough to lessen my inuuiries when I fell onto the pile of bricks and fortunately, only three vertebrae were cracked. I am sorry to report, however, that as I lay there on the bricks -- in pain, unable to stand, and watching the empty barrel six stories above me -- I again lost my presence of mind and let go of the rope. The empty barrel weighed more than the rope, so it came back down on me and broke both of my legs. I hope I have furnished the information you require as to how the accident occurred.

[Not A Snowbird]

Watch it buster, that's a bigot word.

Really? How so?

And that would be "bustette" to you. :-)

[GigaDittos]

Sorry, bustette. :)~

[Not A Snowbird]

No problem!

[Darksheare]

Well, every Czechoslovakian I've seen make that gesture used two fingers.
Possibly troll-boy gr00m, who initially posted that lame attempt, was a poseur.

[jerri]

for later reading

[GigaDittos]

Maybe Czechs have room for two fingers.

[Darksheare]

*chuckling shrug*
Dunno, never had the chance to find out.

[adam_az]

Bravo to our Chief Clintonhasser!!!

This is a hoot.

[adam_az]

"Armor would make its forum forums-Nomen the Omen"

PHEAR NOMEN THE OMEN IN THE FORUM FORUMS!!!

der author ist du hasserscheissekopf!

[infowarrior]

Nein, ist der lederhosen getwistet, und nicht der panti...

the infowarrior

[baseballmom]

bump

[nwrep]

Is this guy writing out of his ass or something?