John Kerry's Waffles -If you don't like the Democratic nominee's views, just wait a week

Slate ^ | 3/3/04 | Michael Grunwald

[goldstategop]

Yep. How can we fool em today. The guy doesn't even have the courage to proclaim he's a liberal. It shouldn't be a problem if the country as the media incessantly proclaims day in and day out, is split right down the middle!

[kevao]

ROTFLMAO!!!

[mombonn]

Priceless!!!

[goldstategop]

The only principle Kerry has is getting elected. Now being who he is works fine in the hothouse of liberalism called Massachusetts. Being a liar, a flip-flopper and have lack of principle doesn't bother the Democrats in his home state. Now he's going to face a vastly different political terrain, one not so friendly to him. He's not going to run against a fellow liberal who will give him a pass. As a candidate just introduced to America, his opponent will force him to tell the country in two words who he really is. I betcha he can't.

[GulliverSwift]

Very true. In reality, there are more conservatives than liberals. It's just that the leftists lie and pretend that they're moderates and in doing so trick the stupid.

[GailA]

The only waffle he hasn't made is that on the death penalty for non-terrorist killers of American children. He still OPPOSES it.

[MEG33]

#3 through 16...cartoons and graphics

[Dilbert56]

This will be fun at the debates: President Bush: "Thank you Senator for voting for (NAFTA, NLCB, PATRIOT,....) Sorry to see you oppose it now."

President Bush: "Well the important thing is that you supported my policy in Iraq throughout the war and up until Howard Dean pulled ahead in the polls."

President Bush: Let me understand your position: "The U.N. is a full partner but we don't need their permission. Rushing into war alone is imperative if it's Haiti. It appears the only guiding principle in your foreign policy is that whatever my Administration does is automatically wrong."

[Richard Axtell]

Heck, I love waffles! Free Waffles! Vote for Kerry! I remember a headline that I will never forget, regarding my favorite breakfast food: "British Left Waffles on Falklands". But, did they leave the syrup?

[jerry639]

Isn't waffling what it's all about from Dim candidates?
If the Howard Dean supporters ever figure out how they were used, then dealt a hand from the bottom of the deck by the Democratic Party leadership, this election will be over in a week. Think I have it figured out but not going to let them know for a little longer.

[Aquamarine]

Funny thread! Thanks for the heads up.