Stalin's last army - hordes of gigantic crabs on their way to invade Europe -

The Telegraph - UK ^ | February 28, 2004 | Julius Strauss

[Rainmist]

If these guys are so numerous, I say get them nets out and let's have a Low Country Boil !!!!

[Lady Jag]

Oh, the humanity!!

[Lady Jag]

Try four or five plates of this yummy crab.

[RightWingAtheist]

There's a great seafood resturant in Windsor,Ontario called Crabby Dick's. No kidding.

[Lady Jag]

He owns a resort, too, you know.

[cyborg]

WOW!

[BlazingArizona]

My crotch itches just thinking about this.

These must be the kind that Michael Moore gets after associating with those questionable peace-march babes.

[AnAmericanMother]

LOL!

He's a pretty tough guy, and I'm a lantern-jawed Black Irish matron . . . but even I am better looking than that Dutchman.

[staytrue]

breed the crabs

It sounds like they could almost eat garbage. Maybe we should try that.

[AnAmericanMother]

Daaaaaam he looks like one of those people I make fun of in the buffets, going for fourth and fifth plates of crablegs!

Hey, watch it, buddy! That's ME you're making fun of. < g > If there's crab around, everything else on the buffet is safe from me (except maybe shrimp and smoked salmon.)

[staytrue]

There's a great seafood resturant in Windsor,Ontario called Crabby Dick's. No kidding

There is also a crabby dick's in the fells pt. section of Baltimore.

[cyborg]

*LOL* smoked salmon?!

[ZULU]

"In its native Pacific it faces much sterner competition but has nevertheless edged out other bottom-feeders..."

Wait until it reaches Washington, D.C. and Hollywood. There are enough bottom feeders there to drive it to extinction.

[RightWingAtheist]

Believe it or not, the crabs have a usefulness beyond the dinner table:

http://www.innovations-report.com/html/reports/medicine_health/report-21012.html

[Tijeras_Slim]

Actually the big Soviet Nuke test site Novaya Zemyla was in the artic. They popped a 50 megaton bomb there in the early 60's.

[RightWingAtheist]

These "giant" crabs aren't perhaps coming from the Chernobyl area are they?

Even worse-Hiroshima area!

[AnAmericanMother]

*LOL* smoked salmon?!

Home-smoked over hickory or mesquite chips by my dad, sliced paper-thin and served with little crisp bread rounds, sour cream, chopped egg, finely chopped Vidalia onion, a little fresh dill, and capers.

It will make your taste buds lie down and beg!

[null and void]

LOL! That's Smart!

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